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[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN

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[manipul8mind]

8ecause you're the only one who got attacked 8y the goddamn rain8ow drinker.
I wasn't, you know, attacked and left out in the sunlight to die or anything.

[yourgoddamnit]

NO, THAT WOULD JUST BE SILLY.
THE RAINBOW DRINKER WOULD TAKE ONE BITE OUT OF YOU AND BURST INTO FUCKING FLAMES.
AND IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS
AS DISGUSTING OF A THOUGHT IT IS
...WELL I SYMPATHIZE.

[manipul8mind]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't actually 8itten.
I don't have any 8ite marks on me, anyway.
I just woke up in the middle of the street in a puddle of cerulean with thee fucking sun coming over the horizon.
So,
I don't fucking know.
8ut I guess thanks or whatever.

{Yea, she's feeling too terrible right now to be a bluh bluh huge bitch.}

[yourgoddamnit]

IF YOU WEREN'T BITTEN, HOW DID YOU WAKE UP IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD?

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[undeadstalking]

[ Ahaha, just ignoring the vampires part there. ]

Yeah, I thought the barfing part was pretty gross too. They just had to announce it all over the network to hear too.

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ sob ]

THEY TEND TO DO THAT.
STUPID SHIT, I MEAN.
IT'S LIKE A CONSTANT STATE OF EXISTENCE FOR THEM.
TEN BOONDOLLARS SAYS THEY'VE SOMEHOW MADE A COMPETITION OUT OF THEIR PUKEFEST.

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[undeadstalking]

Eww! What, I didn't even want to think about something like that! I can't believe how gross some people here are, seriously.

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[yourgoddamnit]

AS DISGUSTING AS THEY ARE, EVEN ON A NORMAL BASIS,
I WOULD ASSUME YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT HYGIENIC CONCERNS THAN SOME KIDS TOSSING THEIR LUNCH.
AND DOING SO WHERE YOU'RE UNAFFECTED, NO LESS.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO AVOID PUDDLES OF IT IN YOUR HIVE.

[dontcallmegol]

It really doesn't take long in this place. {To be traumatized or be haunted by something.}

I'm surprised you lasted this long.

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
YOU DO REALIZE I'VE SPENT MONTHS SPECIFICALLY TAKING DOWN IMPS WITH A SICKLE, RIGHT?
I FOUGHT IN A BATTLE AGAINST A FUCKING ARMY.
AND GUESS WHAT DIPSHIT?
I WON.
*WE* WON. TWELVE TROLL KIDS TOOK DOWN THE BLACK KING AND CREATED A FUCKING UNIVERSE.
IT'S NOT LIKE VISIONS OF CARNAGE AND TRAUMA AREN'T SOMETHING FAMILIAR TO ME.
EVEN THIS ISN'T EVEN ALL THAT BAD.
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T DIED BEFORE, IN SOME RESPECT.

[dontcallmegol]

Easy there kid. I meant there were bigger, badder, older people who've fallen victim to this place faster than you. It was partially a compliment.

But if isn't that bad, then why complain?

{Ace is sort of rolling his eyes over here. Blah blah fighting an army, blah blah death. Been there done that. He was fighting uglier, stronger things when he was 10. But it's still nothing to scoff at so he won't, it's impressive for any kid to survive what they had, damn near impossible for most. He has more respect than that. But it isn't exactly the best excuse to use on him in any case.}

[yourgoddamnit]

IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE ONE.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT IF YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO SOME UNNAMED PEOPLE, LIKELY HUMANS, WHO I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH.
AND EVEN WITH MY INTENSE SICKLE SKILLS, LEADERSHIP ABILITIES, RELATIVE SANITY,
BLUH BLUH,
I'M STILL ONLY SIX SWEEPS OLD.
HENCE THE COMPLAINING.

[lonelyglub]

[vomits on Karkat's shoes. you're welcome.]

[yourgoddamnit]

[ GRABS YOU BY THE HORNS AND HURLS YOU IN THE VAGUE DIRECTION OF THE COUCH.

AKA YOUR BED.

YOU'RE WELCOME. ]

[lonelyglub]

wwhy did you do that!?
that wwas unnecessary!!

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S UNNECESSARY?
YOUR EXISTENCE.
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR IT.
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TO EXIST IN MY GENERAL AREA AND VOMIT ALL OVER ME.

[ shaking off his shoes ]

FUCK.
YOU PROBABLY GAVE ME SPACE AIDS OR SOMETHING WITH THIS SHIT.

[2ndsacredflame]

...Why are all your letters big?

[yourgoddamnit]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS?