( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board discedoCity --

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT

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[postasskicking]

[The LONGEST PAUSE........]

How old are you?

[yourgoddamnit]

SIX SWEEPS OLD.
THAT'S ABOUT THIRTEEN HUMAN YEARS.

[postasskicking]

You been talking to Japan a lot?

[yourgoddamnit]

HE TURNED ME JAPANESE.
THAT FUCKASS.

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[ethericbit]

so uh, why do i care?

[ hey karkat guess who's gonna ruin your fun ]

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ YOU PRESUME KARKAT HAS FUN. EVER. ]

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE.
THE UNIVERSE WILL REJOICE AT YOUR ROTTING CORPSE ADDING NUTRIENTS TO THE SOIL.
OTHER THAN THAT
NONE WILL MOURN YOU.

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[ethericbit]

[ oh yes jack will have to get to know you on that part kk ]

are...are you being serious? that's the stupidest thing i've ever read!

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[yourgoddamnit]

I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH.
AND FUCKWORDS.
MANY, MANY FUCKWORDS.

[apocalypticals]

your candid ability to speak on this
is admirable i suppose
but also a bit embarrassing

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT?
NO OTHER FUCKING TROLL SEEMS TO COMPREHEND HOW DIRE THIS SITUATION IS.
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A KISMESIS IS.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

[dontcallmegol]

Huh, imagine that, useful things do come out of your ranting.

Thanks for the chart, that clears a good deal up for me.

[yourgoddamnit]

NO FUCKING SHIT.
GOOD.
LET THE INFORMATION SEEP INTO YOUR THINK PAN AND NEVER BE IGNORANT AGAIN.

[thegreathonk]

ToO lOnG; dIdN't ReAd.
WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS aLl ThIs FuSsInG aBoUt In HeRe, BrO?

[yourgoddamnit]

ROMANCE, GAMZEE.
GODDAMN IT.
JUST GO BACK TO BEING A USELESS FUCK.
AS INFURIATINGLY STUPID AS YOU ARE
AT LEAST YOU UNDERSTAND THIS BASIC ELEMENT OF LIFE.

[thegreathonk]

HeLl YeS mAn YoU kNoW i Do!
ThAt ReMiNdS mE i HaVeN't SeEn ThE wItCh Of MiRaClEs In AwHiLe
So I'm GuNnA gO lOoK fOr HeR.
hAvE fUn ExPlAiNiNg ThIs ShIt To EvErYoNe!
HoNk.

[yourgoddamnit]

YEAH IT'S A FUCKING BLAST.
YOU'D BETTER FIND HER FAST, GAMZ.
SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.
HOPEFULLY YOU'LL GET TO HER BEFORE SHE'S EATEN.