RIGHT BACK AT YOU, WRIGGLER. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JAM. SO GO BACK TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BEFORE THE UNIVERSE REALIZES WHAT A MISTAKE IT MADE CREATING YOU AND AMENDS ITS WAYS.
OH EXCUSE ME FOR MY LACK OF FUCKING ELOQUENCE. WE CAN'T ALL BE HIGHBLOOD BYRON OR WILLIAM SHANKSPEARE. IT'S NOT LIKE MUCH OF MY TIME IS OCCUPIED BY TRYING TO DODGE SHARPTOOTHED REPTILES, RAINBOW DRINKERS, PARASITES, AND TRYING TO NOT TO THROW MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE TO ESCAPE THE NEVER ENDING SQUAWKING OF RETARDED HUMANS.
I DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO. I WAS JUST OFFERING EXPLANATION. APPARENTLY THAT WAS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE SHALLOW POOL OF FILTH THAT YOU CALL A THINK PAN TO COMPREHEND. LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: BEHOLD MY TERRIBLE WRITING. DEAL WITH IT. AND BE GRATEFUL THAT IT IS NOT A REGULAR THING I DO LIKE IT IS FOR STRIDER OR NITRAM.
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP. WATCH AS YOUR AUDIENCE SARCASTICALLY APPLAUDS THAT MUTILATED RENDITION OF THE SHITTIEST SONG IN PARADOX-SPACE NOW WATCH AS YOUR AUDIENCE COMMITS RITUALIZED SUICIDE BY FORCIBLY INTRODUCING A BASKETBALL TO THEIR SHAME GLOBES UNTIL THEIR LOBESTEM EXPLODES FROM THE UNTHINKABLE PAIN. I CAN'T BELIEVE ME, IN ANY TIME OR FORM, IS THIS FUCKING TALENTLESS. YOU ARE A TRAGEDY.
THIS IS THE MELODY OF MY SWANSONG: PAINED SCREAMS LEAKING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE FASTER THAN THEY CAN SPEW BILE OR SHIT THEIR PANTS NOTHING IN THEIR HEARTS BUT CONFUSION AND DISAPPOINTMENT AND A LITTLE BIT OF SELF HATRED FOR WILLINGLY SITTING THROUGH THIS VISUAL CATASTROPHE. IN ESSENCE, IT IS AN M. NIGHT SHAMBALMALMBALA FILM CONDENSED INTO A NEW MEDIUM SO THAT YOU CAN NEVER FUCKING ESCAPE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE NIGHT. THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS AND WINDBENDERS AND TERRIBLE CGI. BUT WE CAN'T FORGET THE PLOT TWIST. YOU READY FOR THIS?
SPOILERS, ASSBUTT. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING HEAR THEM. THERE'S A REASON TROLL WIKIPEDIA PROVIDES BRIGHT FUCKING RED SPOILER WARNINGS AT LEAST IT USED TO. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF IT STILL DOES. OR EVEN IF IT STILL EXISTS. SHIT. IS IT JUST FLOATING OUT THERE IN DEAD TROLL SPACE A CORNUCOPIA OF LOST INFORMATION THAT NO ONE WILL EVER READ? (JUST LIKE MY MEMOS) WOW, THAT'S I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO CONTEMPLATE THE SAD, LONELY, AND ODDLY COMPARABLE FATE OF TROLL WIKIPEDIA. LET'S CONTEMPLATE YOUR SAD, LONELY, AND ODDLY COMPARABLE FATE. IT'S SIGNIFICANTLY SADDER, LONELIER, AND MORE COMPARABLE THAN MY OWN, BECAUSE BRAVO, YOU'RE THE BEST. THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. OH BRAVO, MY TEXTUAL CHEERS ARE NOT ENOUGH. AND BY "BEST," I MEAN "ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST."
WHO THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE, RIVER SONG? WE'RE GOING TO IGNORE HOW I KNOW OF HER EXISTENCE IN ORDER TO EMPHASIZE JUST HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT SPOILING YOU. IF I WANTED TO PUT ANY EFFORT FORTH, I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME JUST TO GIVE YOU EVERY SINGLE SPOILER TROLLWIKI HAS TO OFFER AND PASTE IT TO ALL OF YOUR SHITTY MEMOS IN BRIGHT, BLINKING TEXT. BUT YOU ARE NOT WORTH THAT EFFORT. YOU ARE BARELY WORTHY OF THIS CURRENT CONVERSATION. THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE IS BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING AT JUST HOW GODDAMN PATHETIC YOU ARE. THIS IS MY ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE WEEK. KEEP ON FLAILING IN BLIND RAGE, YOU CRAZY LAVA ROCK. I'VE GOT ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
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{LOL this kid is 3 years younger than you but HE CAN SPEAK TROLL TONGUE FLUENTLY. If by troll tongue you mean swearing a lot anyway.}
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JAM.
SO GO BACK TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BEFORE THE UNIVERSE REALIZES WHAT A MISTAKE IT MADE CREATING YOU
AND AMENDS ITS WAYS.
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who would want to come to a crappy city like this anyway??? :\
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NOT ONE FUCKING SOUL.
IN OUR CURRENT SITUATION, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH CHOICE THOUGH, DO WE?
AT LEAST YOU'RE ABLE TO CONTINUOUSLY ESCAPE.
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WE CAN'T ALL BE HIGHBLOOD BYRON OR WILLIAM SHANKSPEARE.
IT'S NOT LIKE MUCH OF MY TIME IS OCCUPIED BY TRYING TO DODGE SHARPTOOTHED REPTILES, RAINBOW DRINKERS, PARASITES, AND TRYING TO NOT TO THROW MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE TO ESCAPE THE NEVER ENDING SQUAWKING OF RETARDED HUMANS.
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I WAS JUST OFFERING EXPLANATION.
APPARENTLY THAT WAS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE SHALLOW POOL OF FILTH THAT YOU CALL A THINK PAN TO COMPREHEND.
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY:
BEHOLD MY TERRIBLE WRITING.
DEAL WITH IT.
AND BE GRATEFUL THAT IT IS NOT A REGULAR THING I DO
LIKE IT IS FOR STRIDER OR NITRAM.
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WATCH AS YOUR AUDIENCE SARCASTICALLY APPLAUDS THAT MUTILATED RENDITION OF THE SHITTIEST SONG IN PARADOX-SPACE
NOW WATCH AS YOUR AUDIENCE COMMITS RITUALIZED SUICIDE BY FORCIBLY INTRODUCING A BASKETBALL TO THEIR SHAME GLOBES UNTIL THEIR LOBESTEM EXPLODES FROM THE UNTHINKABLE PAIN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE ME, IN ANY TIME OR FORM, IS THIS FUCKING TALENTLESS.
YOU ARE A TRAGEDY.
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PAINED SCREAMS LEAKING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE FASTER THAN THEY CAN SPEW BILE OR SHIT THEIR PANTS
NOTHING IN THEIR HEARTS BUT CONFUSION
AND DISAPPOINTMENT
AND A LITTLE BIT OF SELF HATRED FOR WILLINGLY SITTING THROUGH THIS VISUAL CATASTROPHE.
IN ESSENCE, IT IS AN M. NIGHT SHAMBALMALMBALA FILM CONDENSED INTO A NEW MEDIUM SO THAT YOU CAN NEVER FUCKING ESCAPE.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE NIGHT.
THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS
AND WINDBENDERS
AND TERRIBLE CGI.
BUT WE CAN'T FORGET THE PLOT TWIST.
YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU READY?
YOU READY?
FUCK YOU.
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NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING HEAR THEM.
THERE'S A REASON TROLL WIKIPEDIA PROVIDES BRIGHT FUCKING RED SPOILER WARNINGS
AT LEAST IT USED TO.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF IT STILL DOES.
OR EVEN IF IT STILL EXISTS.
SHIT.
IS IT JUST
FLOATING OUT THERE
IN DEAD TROLL SPACE
A CORNUCOPIA OF LOST INFORMATION THAT NO ONE WILL EVER READ?
(JUST LIKE MY MEMOS)
WOW, THAT'S
I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO CONTEMPLATE THE SAD, LONELY, AND ODDLY COMPARABLE FATE OF TROLL WIKIPEDIA.
LET'S CONTEMPLATE YOUR SAD, LONELY, AND ODDLY COMPARABLE FATE.
IT'S SIGNIFICANTLY SADDER, LONELIER, AND MORE COMPARABLE THAN MY OWN, BECAUSE
BRAVO, YOU'RE THE BEST.
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE.
OH BRAVO, MY TEXTUAL CHEERS ARE NOT ENOUGH.
AND BY "BEST," I MEAN "ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST."
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WE'RE GOING TO IGNORE HOW I KNOW OF HER EXISTENCE IN ORDER TO EMPHASIZE JUST HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT SPOILING YOU.
IF I WANTED TO PUT ANY EFFORT FORTH, I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME JUST TO GIVE YOU EVERY SINGLE SPOILER TROLLWIKI HAS TO OFFER
AND PASTE IT TO ALL OF YOUR SHITTY MEMOS IN BRIGHT, BLINKING TEXT.
BUT YOU ARE NOT WORTH THAT EFFORT.
YOU ARE BARELY WORTHY OF THIS CURRENT CONVERSATION.
THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE IS BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING AT JUST HOW GODDAMN PATHETIC YOU ARE.
THIS IS MY ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE WEEK.
KEEP ON FLAILING IN BLIND RAGE, YOU CRAZY LAVA ROCK.
I'VE GOT ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
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