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[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat coughs loudly, then sucks in a breath. His voice is quieter and even more hoarse than usual. Despite how desperately sick he is, somehow he manages to keep any grunts of pain to a minimum. ]

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE

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voice;

[lonelyglub]

Kar, Kar, oh my glub... is that you? Oh cod... I'm feelin a lot of stuff right noww.

[ERIDAN SOUNDS JUST AS SICK, IF NOT MORE.]

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

NO IT'S HAGAR THE HORRIBLE.
YOU'RE A WIZARD, ERI.

voice;

[lonelyglub]

oh
okay
i think im goin to go curl up and die right here
i dont evven knoww wwhere i am

voice;

[yourgoddamnit]

SORRY, FINE.
YES I'M HERE.
ALL I CAN GATHER IS THAT WE'RE IN DISCEDO.
THE HOSPITAL WHERE I WAS FIRST REVIVED AFTER THE RAINBOW DRINKER FUCKSCAPADES.
YOU IN HERE TOO?

voice.

[ethericbit]

[ GUESS WHO WAS BASICALLY UNABLE TO BE SICK UNTIL CHIPS HAPPENED?? ]

God, I- ugh. Is everybody sick now, or...whatever?

voice.

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU TOO?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, OTHER THAN DEATH.
AND NOW THAT I'M AWAKE THE WORLD IS A CACOPHONY OF AGONY.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ERIDAN AND HE'S SICK AS WELL.
THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

voice.

[ethericbit]

Death? What...?

[ cough cough. he's kind of delirious, what do you mean he died ]

voice.

[yourgoddamnit]

I DIED.
THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN SURMISE.
MY NECK WAS DEFINITELY CRACKED
AND A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME HAS ELAPSED BETWEEN THEN AND NOW.
I'M IN ANOTHER CITY IN THE SAME PLACE I WAS REGENERATED IN WHEN I DIED THE FIRST TIME.
THEREFORE, I PROBABLY FUCKING DIED.

[fierybluebird]

You know the word femur, but do you know what it means and how to use it in context, Cocanuts-lover?

[yourgoddamnit]

WHY THE FUCK AM I "COCANUTS-LOVER"?

[ because THAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE. ]

[fierybluebird]

Because you aren't Nobunaga, obviously.

[Because that is totally an answer.]

[yourgoddamnit]

OH WHAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT.
IF I WASN'T IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW, I WOULD PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE SOLAR PLEXUS.
OH YEAH LOOK AT THAT
I CAN USE YOUR ANATOMY AGAINST YOU.
WHAT FUCKING NOW.

text;

[crotchroses]

Some bastards stole our skins, impersonated us, some other bastards offered a solution which was killing the copies and digging out coins from their livers.

I have no idea why we're sick. Must be something to do with both groups of bastards.

...

Apparently it thought you were some kind of coconut thief. Non I have no idea what that means except that it's stupid. This entire situation is stupid.

I feel like shit.

Rum helps.

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[yourgoddamnit]

TYPING IS PAIN BUT FUCK IT.
THANKS.
GOOD ENOUGH EXPLANATION FOR NOW.
I'LL RAGE ABOUT MY IMPOSTOR LATER.
TRIED TO WATCH MY PREVIOUS BROADCAST.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DID NOT HELP MY CURRENT STATE OF WISHING FOR DEATH.

WHAT'S RUM?

text; is it me or are they bonding over their mutual abilities to hate things

[crotchroses]

You and I have every right to this rage. I cannot believe it. No, I can believe it, but that doesn't make it any less one large pile of steaming excrement.

... You don't-- What?

You poor child. Ah, right! You're one of those from that planet Alternia.

Rum is an alcoholic beverage distilled and I don't care to explain how. It's one of many drinks that causes numbness, the lack of inhibitions and also causes unconsciousness.

Also if one drinks too much of it, one may find that one has done certain things without remembering them at all.

Oh and if you drink too much alcohol, you'll throw up, and if you drink way too much, you'll die! Humans do, anyway.

Most of the alcohol on this planet tastes like shit, but if you want to take something for your cough, it works wonders.

I probably shouldn't be telling this to you since you are young, yes? But whatever I don't care.

text; counting down until the day karkat can say JE NE SAIS PAS MOTHERFUCKER

[yourgoddamnit]

...I WANT SOME.

[asideglance]

Ah... Karkat...

I apologize. I am in Spero so I cannot bring anything to help.

[yourgoddamnit]

OH WELL.
YOU KNOW
I'M KIND OF HAVING DEJA VU.
REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE FIRST MET FACE-TO-FACE
AND I WAS BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY YOU CAME TO HELP ME.

[asideglance]

...Because it is the right thing to do, isn't it?

[A pause]

Marco is there, correct? I am certain he will help if he can.

[yourgoddamnit]

IT'S NOT THE SAME, DOUCHE BAG.

[ I think that's Karkat for I MISS YOU, JAPAN 8( ]