( video; English ) Sufferer: Preach from beyond the grave

[yourgoddamnit]

[ The camera shows scenery of Discedo flashing by as Karkat runs, the view of his face jerking unsteadily once in a while. It's hard as hell to hold anything steady when you're running. ]

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voice. (i am so sorry for this tag and also everything)

[ethericbit]

For the last time, he's just a dog! I doubt he's going to kill everybody. I mean, at least he isn't going to kill me. There's probably somebody stupid enough here that even he could off.

And now who's this douchebag?! [ referring to good ol' Sufferer ]

voice. BE SORRY FOR NOTHING

[yourgoddamnit]

OH I'M SORRY FOR MY FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF FEAR.
WHY SHOULD I CRINGE IN TERROR FROM A BLOODTHIRSTY ASSASSIN WITH SUPERB SWORD SKILLS AND A COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR ANY LIFE HE COMES ACROSS?
YES, THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE FACE OF A WOOFBEAST COMPLETE NEGATES THE FACT THAT HE IS A VIOLENT SOCIOPATH
AND HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BLOWN UP A WHOLE FUCKING PLANET, KILLING MY DREAM SELF IN THE PROCESS.
IT'S NOT LIKE HIS POWERS EXCEED THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE OF THAT BOMB A FEW MONTHS BACK
OH
WAIT
THEY DO.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT THIS IS ALL IRRELEVANT JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A FUCKING DOG HEAD.
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND INFORM HIM OF HOW UNIMPRESSIVE HE IS WHILE HE EVISCERATES YOU AND WEARS YOUR SKIN AS A TROPHY.

MEANWHILE
THAT DOUCHE BAG
DOES NOT CONCERN YOU.
HOLY FUCK YOUR STUPIDITY JUST CONTINUES TO ASTOUND ME.
YOU BARELY HAVE THE LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE NEEDED TO QUALIFY AS SENTIENT.
THEN AGAIN THERE ARE PROBABLY ROCKS SMARTER THAN YOU.
APOLOGIES TO THE ROCKS.

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[ethericbit]

If you're just gonna keep complaining about him, why don't you do something?! He's a dog, throw a bone at him and then kick him in the face! If he really is that powerful, then we should be getting rid of him!

[ he honestly doesn't give a shit about you calling him an idiot if something could maybe possibly be a threat to a ticket ride back to the Court ]

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[yourgoddamnit]

I JUST
DID YOU EVEN HEAR ANYTHING I JUST SAID?
MAYBE THE PLANET DESTROYING VIOLENT SOCIOPATH PART?
AND YOU THINK A KICK TO THE FACE IS GOING TO STOP HIM?
I'VE REACHED A STAGE BEYOND IRRITATION BY YOUR CONSTANT INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLEST CONCEPTS.
IT IS BEYOND RAGE.
IT IS A STATE OF MOROSE ACCEPTANCE
THAT YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF EVER BEING INTELLIGENT.

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[bat_schway]

What... What's going on??

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[yourgoddamnit]

NOTHING BIG.
JUST THE GUY WITH THE POWERS OF A GOD AND A BLOODLUST THAT SURPASSES THE COLLECTIVE VIOLENCE OF MY ENTIRE RACE IS RUNNING AROUND IN SPERO.
FOUND MY FRIEND.
WE'RE ALL FUCKED.
YOU KNOW, SAME OLD SAME OLD.

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[bat_schway]

Look, you don't have to be sarcastic--

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[yourgoddamnit]

OH YES I DO.
PERFECT TIME FOR SARCASM.
END OF THE FUCKING WORLD LET'S THROW A PARTY.
BRING THE RAVE LIGHTS.
BRING THE CHALK.
ALL OF THE CHALK.

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[thegreathonk]

Yo BrOtHeR dId ThE dEmOn FiNd Us HeRe AnD sHiT?
oH nOoOoOoOoOoO...
tHaT's NoT fUn :o(

AlSo I'm LiKe, In A tUnNeL aNd ShIt RiGhT nOw, MaN!
tHeSe LiTtLe TaLkBoXeS gEt GrEaT sIgNaL eVeRyWhErE!
hOnK! :o)

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[yourgoddamnit]

YES IT DID.
AND WHY ARE YOU IN A FUCKING TUNNEL?
GO BACK TO THE TEMPORARY HIVE YOU USELESS GODDAMN CLOWN.
I SWEAR IF YOU DIE, I AM GOING TO COMMIT RITUALISTIC JAPANESE SUICIDE
FOLLOW YOU INTO THE AFTERLIFE
AND KICK YOUR ASS FOR AN HOUR.

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[thegreathonk]

NaW mAn LiKe EvErYbOdY's In ThE tUnNeL!
wE'rE eMpTyInG tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR oF aLl It'S sWeEt BiLe AnD sHiT.
i ThInK iT lEaDs To TrEaSuRe! :o)

So Is YoUr MaD aSs AlL aLrIgHt?

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[yourgoddamnit]

YOU MEAN THE TUNNEL EXCAVATION THING TO SPERO?
OKAY LOOK IF YOU'RE ALREADY THERE
JUST FUCKING STICK TO SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN WORK WITH IF AN EMERGENCY ARISES UNTIL I GET THERE.
I THINK MARCO'S IN THAT DIRECTION.

I'M FUCKING FINE ASIDE FROM GHOSTS
OR PROJECTIONS
HALLUCINATIONS FUCKING FOLLOWING ME.
THERE'S SOME PREACHY ASSHOLE WHO I KEEP RUNNING INTO.

[fierybluebird]

We're fixing the Subway mate.

[yourgoddamnit]

WHERE IS THAT?

[fierybluebird]

Underground. Under the lake really. The train itself isn't up and running, but I think most of the water is cleared by now.

Have you got Japan's program?

[yourgoddamnit]

TRAIN SHMAIN.
I CAN WALK IF I NEED TO.
BUT I'M A LAND DWELLER SO I CAN'T EXACTLY SWIM ANY DISTANCE.

NO.

[lonelyglub]

Kar he ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

[yourgoddamnit]

STOP FUCKING DYING.
OH MY GOD.
GET BACK TO THE REALM OF THE LIVING RIGHT NOW YOU RETARDED GILL-FACED ASSHOLE.

[lonelyglub]

▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒lp me

[yourgoddamnit]

I AM.
NO PROMISES BUT HEY
NEVER CLAIM THAT I DIDN'T RISK DEATH AT THE HANDS OF JACK FUCKING NOIR FOR YOU PATHETIC HUSK.