( video; English ) I should give him a British accent to make it complete

[yourgoddamnit]

[ To anyone who knows his title, his costume comes as absolutely no surprise. To any characters who know Karkat, seeing him as a knight is probably the most disorienting thing ever

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[ Voice ]

[verdantventure]

Oh--You know the story of Rapunzel!

[ Because that is clearly the most important thing??? ]

[ Voice ]

[yourgoddamnit]

[ LMAO WOW FLORA way to prioritize. ]

Something like it.
I can't believe that the offhanded reference to an outdated story is the first thing you noticed.
Wait no.
I can.

[ As much as he'd like to go on an insult tirade, he bites his tongue because CHIVALRY MEANS YOU DON'T CURSE OUT THE LADIES. Sucks to be him. ]

[ Voice ]

[verdantventure]

[ She has the best priorities, ok?? ]

Oh well...it's just my favorite story, you know? So...it's good to see that others know it, especially since we all come from different worlds and the like.

[ Voice ]

[yourgoddamnit]

Okay well
I can respect that.
Sorta.
The modern version on my world is for wrigglers but
it's still a story of romance and its mighty influence.

[fierybluebird]

Wow. I guess everyone wants to stabs France.

And is climbing a woman's hair a euphemism?

[yourgoddamnit]

List one redeemable quality that he has that isn't offset by his cornucopia of flaws.

No.
It's not.
It's a fucking story.
Why is this the only thing people are paying attention to?

[fierybluebird]

Fantastic chef, good friend, open and caring about people, brotherly, what are even his flaws again?

It was an obscure reference.

[yourgoddamnit]

Arrogant, snobbish, hideous, creepy, uncomprehending of any logic, French. [ the last word is practically spat out. ]

I make obscure references all the time.
Why is it so fascinating to everyone now?
Am I just a shiny orator who captivates audiences with my eloquent speeches peppered with expletives?
Somehow I doubt it.

voice.

[ethericbit]

Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? That's why I'm trying to figure it out! [ he smirks ] You probably don't have to act all deep about it, though.

voice.

[yourgoddamnit]

It disturbs me that you're trying to figure out my bathroom habits.

[ yes he knows that's not what Jack was referring to BUT HE NEEDS TO TAKE A JAB AT EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. ]

How am I acting "deep"?
It feels like my soul is being conformed to this role.
Not my fault.

voice.

[ethericbit]

Bathroom...? What're you talking about?

Yeah, it seems like that's happening to everyone. You usually yell a lot more, haha! The scientists must be using some sort of...personality-altering machine...[ rubs chin in thought ]

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[yourgoddamnit]

Wait.
What.
You know what? Never mind.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
It's clearly mind-altering poisons.

[totallygaaay]

At least ya not out hunting your own kind...

[Dare he say it?]

... or wearin' a dress.

[yourgoddamnit]

I've had enough of kimono-dress-terrible fashion choices to last me a whole fucking lifetime.
I wouldn't mind this except I have no way of getting out of it
and it's really fucking cumbersome to move around in.

[totallygaaay]

Can't imagine ya looking good in one, either.

It'll protect ya from most stuff... like vampires. Which, if ya see any, tell me so I can kill them.

And no, I don't count.

[yourgoddamnit]

I don't.
And as a rainbow drinker yourself
shouldn't your first order of business be ridding the world of yourself?