Your Majesty, I humbly request that you stop being so damned cheerful. The rays of sunshine shooting out of your ass and that insufferable rainbow that insists on shining on your breasts all of te time have got to go. Further, I find it offensive that your snatch seems to sing showtunes constantly. There is no place for that kind of cheerfulness in this world.
Yours in grumpiness, Her Royal Highness, Princess Pissyface, Destroyer of Happy Mornings.
The Queen doth appoint you the Royal Cheerer-Upper, because thou hast nearly made Her Majesty bust the royal gut laughing.
The Queen also now understands that she must not wear panties with kitties printed on them, as the anal ray of sunshine keeps causing them to be projected onto the walls and confusing the peasants I work with.
I suggest that instead of the kitties you should consider wearing panties with pictures of space invaders on them so as to further confuse the peasants and make much amusement for yourself and the royalty around you. Further, you may consider wearing panties with different pictures each hour or so in an attempt to make the Royal Anal Slide Show more interesting.
We find that it doth amuse the peasants as well as confuse their feeble little peasant brains. Remember, Majesty, if you keep the peasants happy, you will be forever praised by them as Queen Grumpypants, the Great.
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I think I need it today as I am a bit peeved at a fe folks...
I shall serve you and your Grumypants needs with attitude and ears that can take a lashing!
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Yours in grumpiness,
Her Royal Highness, Princess Pissyface, Destroyer of Happy Mornings.
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The Queen also now understands that she must not wear panties with kitties printed on them, as the anal ray of sunshine keeps causing them to be projected onto the walls and confusing the peasants I work with.
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I suggest that instead of the kitties you should consider wearing panties with pictures of space invaders on them so as to further confuse the peasants and make much amusement for yourself and the royalty around you. Further, you may consider wearing panties with different pictures each hour or so in an attempt to make the Royal Anal Slide Show more interesting.
We find that it doth amuse the peasants as well as confuse their feeble little peasant brains. Remember, Majesty, if you keep the peasants happy, you will be forever praised by them as Queen Grumpypants, the Great.
Yours,
Her Royal Highness, Princess Pissyface
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It shalleth be doneth byeth the starteth of the season. Eth.
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