now that my colossus is famous, heres a story written about him
this was written by people at stuffonmycat.com, it doesnt really make much sense to me
heres the thread: colossus
But at the airport, when Colossus's suitcase goes through Inspection, he is discovered in the X-Ray Machine.....The TKO is called over the airport loudspeaker --- They rush in and use their super-sharp kitty claws to rip the straps apart, thus freeing Colossus. They all stop by the airport bar for some Nip and Cream and stop in the Gift Shop for some soveniers. Then they hope a Septa bus and head for an undisclosed TKO headquarters for Colossus's Orientation.
However the Beagle Patrol spot all the cats, go crazy and chase them in a hijacked taxi-cab, then cause havoc upon arrival at the TKO base. Colossus slinks away, catches a Greyhound Bus to NYC and jumps in the harbour, where he is swiftly picked up by the DJC brigade's black and white submarine!
Hee-hee...Did you see "reports" on the internet about: The U.S. government had supposedly trained DOLPHINS to find underwater spies and then SHOOT the spies with POISONOUS DARTS that were attached to their heads with special harnesses? And, supposedly, when Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf the other month, these DOLPHINS were accidently FREED during the hurricane, and now the U.S. Government cannot find them??? WELL.... When Colossus jumps into the NY harbour, when the DJC's black & white submarine is TRYING to rescue him, THE DOLPHINS ARMED WITH POISONOUS DARTS overtake the submarine!!! They hold it at a standoff, while 2 of the dolphins scoop up Colossus and swim him safely ashore. PFC Wembley and SSgt Watermelon are waiting for him in a black & white limo. They throw little fishies to the dolphins to thank them properly, then they help Colossus into the limo where they briskly towel dry him, comb out his beautiful tiger hair, and go to ANOTHER undisclosed TKO location.
The DJC brigade's very own "Dinner-Jacket-Nerd-Cats" hack into all the limo companies, trace the limo registration and inform the AIM team of the destination. Colossus is welcomed from the Limo by AIM team members cunningly disguised as TKO members. The door is slammed shut and off they race! A waiting helicopter lifts the AIM team and Colossus to the safety of the DJC brigade Atlantic Aircraft Carrier!
But the ARMED DOLPHINS still swimming in the NY bay, readjust their poisonous darts for LONGER DISTANCES, and shoot the darts up at the helicopter TRYING TO SPEED AWAY...The darts tangle the rotors all up, and the helicopter is forced to make an emergency landing at Ellis Island.....TKO members waiting inside the Statue of Liberty swarm out, grab Colossus, and jump off of Ellis Island, swim to the shore AGAIN...and get BACK into the limo (still waiting with towels...) and drive into the Lincoln Tunnel and away. The DJC Brigade is left stranded on Ellis Island with their helicopter effectively out of commission. The ARMED DOLPHINS surround Ellis Island, preventing the DJC from jumping in and swimming in pursuit...
Colossus and the AIM team arrive safely on the aircraft carrier, as the TKO have been taking hallucinatory drugs...The Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island, not Ellis Island!
SO....... Colossus starts to REALLY REALLY HIS BUDDY ISIS. When the DJC Brigade isn't looking, he jumps overboard and swims to the SEAL kitties who have been silently following the carrier in their CATamarans.....They steer their CATamarans to a little island which is REALLY a secret off-shore hideout for the TKO. Colossus makes a long-distance call to Isis who tells him he misses him TOO and to come back home. A helicopter lands, Colossus is helicopter-ed back home to Isis, where a homecoming party is hosted by the TKO. There are party hats for everybody. (and a picture of it is sent to stuffonmycat.)
SSgt Watermelon and his new F.A.T. command overtake the aircraft carrier and remove Colossus to a safer escort that know the difference between Liberty Island and Ellis island. The Feline Attact Transport speeds away with the real PFC Wembley not the imposter who gets his islands mixed up
Colonel Too Tall ---- so between our 2 simultaneous posts, I believe that IN SPITE OF MY INCOMPETANCE... we have whisked Colossus back home to Isis and had our TKO-hosted welcome home party...(sorry about the hallucinating and the landmark mistakes...&:o(
The DJC brigade roll around on the floor in stitches as the TKO get them-selves horribly confused, then dock in Wales with the real Colossus and head for the hills. The TWO android Colossi carry on confusing the TKO!
heres the thread: colossus
But at the airport, when Colossus's suitcase goes through Inspection, he is discovered in the X-Ray Machine.....The TKO is called over the airport loudspeaker --- They rush in and use their super-sharp kitty claws to rip the straps apart, thus freeing Colossus. They all stop by the airport bar for some Nip and Cream and stop in the Gift Shop for some soveniers. Then they hope a Septa bus and head for an undisclosed TKO headquarters for Colossus's Orientation.
However the Beagle Patrol spot all the cats, go crazy and chase them in a hijacked taxi-cab, then cause havoc upon arrival at the TKO base. Colossus slinks away, catches a Greyhound Bus to NYC and jumps in the harbour, where he is swiftly picked up by the DJC brigade's black and white submarine!
Hee-hee...Did you see "reports" on the internet about: The U.S. government had supposedly trained DOLPHINS to find underwater spies and then SHOOT the spies with POISONOUS DARTS that were attached to their heads with special harnesses? And, supposedly, when Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf the other month, these DOLPHINS were accidently FREED during the hurricane, and now the U.S. Government cannot find them??? WELL.... When Colossus jumps into the NY harbour, when the DJC's black & white submarine is TRYING to rescue him, THE DOLPHINS ARMED WITH POISONOUS DARTS overtake the submarine!!! They hold it at a standoff, while 2 of the dolphins scoop up Colossus and swim him safely ashore. PFC Wembley and SSgt Watermelon are waiting for him in a black & white limo. They throw little fishies to the dolphins to thank them properly, then they help Colossus into the limo where they briskly towel dry him, comb out his beautiful tiger hair, and go to ANOTHER undisclosed TKO location.
The DJC brigade's very own "Dinner-Jacket-Nerd-Cats" hack into all the limo companies, trace the limo registration and inform the AIM team of the destination. Colossus is welcomed from the Limo by AIM team members cunningly disguised as TKO members. The door is slammed shut and off they race! A waiting helicopter lifts the AIM team and Colossus to the safety of the DJC brigade Atlantic Aircraft Carrier!
But the ARMED DOLPHINS still swimming in the NY bay, readjust their poisonous darts for LONGER DISTANCES, and shoot the darts up at the helicopter TRYING TO SPEED AWAY...The darts tangle the rotors all up, and the helicopter is forced to make an emergency landing at Ellis Island.....TKO members waiting inside the Statue of Liberty swarm out, grab Colossus, and jump off of Ellis Island, swim to the shore AGAIN...and get BACK into the limo (still waiting with towels...) and drive into the Lincoln Tunnel and away. The DJC Brigade is left stranded on Ellis Island with their helicopter effectively out of commission. The ARMED DOLPHINS surround Ellis Island, preventing the DJC from jumping in and swimming in pursuit...
Colossus and the AIM team arrive safely on the aircraft carrier, as the TKO have been taking hallucinatory drugs...The Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island, not Ellis Island!
SO....... Colossus starts to REALLY REALLY HIS BUDDY ISIS. When the DJC Brigade isn't looking, he jumps overboard and swims to the SEAL kitties who have been silently following the carrier in their CATamarans.....They steer their CATamarans to a little island which is REALLY a secret off-shore hideout for the TKO. Colossus makes a long-distance call to Isis who tells him he misses him TOO and to come back home. A helicopter lands, Colossus is helicopter-ed back home to Isis, where a homecoming party is hosted by the TKO. There are party hats for everybody. (and a picture of it is sent to stuffonmycat.)
SSgt Watermelon and his new F.A.T. command overtake the aircraft carrier and remove Colossus to a safer escort that know the difference between Liberty Island and Ellis island. The Feline Attact Transport speeds away with the real PFC Wembley not the imposter who gets his islands mixed up
Colonel Too Tall ---- so between our 2 simultaneous posts, I believe that IN SPITE OF MY INCOMPETANCE... we have whisked Colossus back home to Isis and had our TKO-hosted welcome home party...(sorry about the hallucinating and the landmark mistakes...&:o(
The DJC brigade roll around on the floor in stitches as the TKO get them-selves horribly confused, then dock in Wales with the real Colossus and head for the hills. The TWO android Colossi carry on confusing the TKO!