I accidentally the whole Troy Sanders and that happens forever

Feb 02, 2010 21:41

And now that Twonkie's head has surely exploded from that title...

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The first rule of Ohayoklok is: you do not talk about Ohayoklok

The second rule of Ohayoklok is: fuck the first rule

The third rule of Ohayoklok is Tit Con in a Hot Tub. This may or may not be accompanied by Creeper Sharks, although their inclusion is highly recommended. Be forewarned that in their presence you may be subjected to the Creeper Shark Money Shot.

The fourth rule of Ohayoklok is that you had better believe I am one suave motherfucker




The fifth rule of Ohayoklok is CHICKEN 'N EGGS

The sixth rule of Ohayoklok is that the skinny guy wearing a tie dye t-shirt at the bar will spend three hundred dollars on shots for you and all your friends

The seventh rule of Ohayoklok is TROY SANDERS

And the eighth and final rule of Ohayoklok is if this is your first time at Ohayoklok, you have to accidentally the whole weekend

And that happens forever.
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