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irony is;
coming across two littered recycling bins while driving along a dirty highway.

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( my brain is going through mood swings too quickly for my mouth to express how im feeling. because of this, the person on the outside completely and totally contradicts how i feel on the inside. i feel that my emotions are too complex for my brain to comprehend. )

hello this is cassandra & jeff.
ok this is all youre getting from me, jeff. hi hows it going?

jeff ate a raw bean today. how exciting. i ate one too i choke on it too. jeff just bit me. hard.
and blew a raspberry on my back.

he is now touching my vagina

that is all

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i ordered the shoes with the white. white won over that silly pink even though cassandra says it wsa a tie. even though she cant count too well, she is still the best girlfriend in the world except for that one dinosaur barney hung out with that was a girl. if you can remember her name im curious ( Read more... )

jeff is out at the mall right now (hopefully buying pants) and i [cassandra] am going to update for him because he needs help deciding what shoes to buy.

so tell us what you think!
( won't clutter friends page )

ok well to all you people who have added me and i havent added you please be patient. ill get to it, but, sadly, i cant figure out how to add people:(...well cassandra showed me yesterday so i will figure it out eventually. just wait for my idiotic computer skills to get going full throttle ( Read more... )