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[yourmaryanne]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total) Dating38.46%33.59%Dated seriously Self-Lovin'81.82%61.5%Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness43.55%77.84%Puts 'em on the glass Sex Drive28.57%75.75%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! Straightness22.22%40.38%Knows the other body type

Comments

[sweetcandyboy]

I am less pure! *smirks*

[yourmaryanne]

Yeah, but if you look at the questions, 's all logical like. See, with dating, I've never had an actual sweetheart because it doesn't do to have someone getting jealous whenever I go out. And I don't bother frigging myself because there's something wrong if you're out all night and haven't had it off least once. Shamelessness is easy, 'cause the rozzers'll be on you in a second if'n you're not careful. Women usually go for a guardsman 'stead of a maryanne. Dominance-- well, I've had customers wanting that, but most don't. And it's stupid to give a customer too much control over you because y'never know if a fellow'll think it's a bleeding clever idea to leave you tied to a bed and leave without paying. An' it'd be blooming idiotic of me to go and let some fellow leave scars or something, so I've got to be careful what I let 'em do. Ruin my business otherwise, right enough. So it all makes sense, see?