good thing i don't live in california

[yourmessiah]

tonight at the shop, i applied yet another layer of toxic silicone skin. apparently, it is only known to cause cancer in california, so i should be ok. my lungs are burning and i think my eyes have started bleeding. in other words, nothing new. but the knot in my stomach is rather unusual. i ate something today so i should be fine...right?

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[maxmatahari]

Izzat you, Tim? I figured it might be you, what with your non-use of capital letters and your repeated references to huffing toxic fumes. Ground control to Major Tom?

[yourmessiah]

sorry for the delay, but yes it is me. i have touched back down and don't know where i am. mommy?

[mollyq]

And just think: All that huffing is going to get me a blow job from a Katerpillar.
Thanks man, you're a true friend.