so, i hopped on a plane this morning bound for washington state. 12 hours later, i made it to spokane. i got to live through the hour of 12pm three fucking times today. i almost got to eat breakfast in two time zones. how exciting. instead, i got an egg mcmuffin with french fries. something they thought would be cool to do to people at ( Read more... )

to all and any who have been trying to get in touch with me....i am sorry that i have not been responding to calls. my phone has been jacked up for the last few days thanks to cingular wireless and their amazing level of tech support. apparently, my credit card is close to expiring(2007)and this caused red flags and alarms to go off all over ( Read more... )

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant ( Read more... )

if you've got a problem with me and you find my current situation to be funny or some sort of karmic retribution for the way i've treated you or others.....grow some fucking balls and put your name to it. we're all adults here, aren't we?

i have realized over my last few entries, that i am talking to myself. which is nothing new. so, here i go again. i tucked the nuts and called home. talked to dad-god for a few painfully sweaty minutes and then there was dead silence. he reached through my crappy little cingular wireless phone and snapped my neck like a cheap ass tooth pick ( Read more... )

today was the day. i had to have rent covered by today, but i don't. so, tomorrow i get my three day get the fuck out notice. big deal. they don't want me to leave because they can't afford to have anyone else move out. i've just sold both sets of extra furniture and hopefully, this saturday i'll be selling all my unopened cds and a bunch of ( Read more... )

just a quick note to everyone who might read this, whether you like me or not. i'm in a world of hurt and trouble right now, but when have i not been? that is not the point of this. i was watching road to perdition tonight and as the movie ends, the son says something very deep and moving. the point i'm trying to make is that, i knew what he ( Read more... )

so, i was just checking my e-mail and had the misfortune of being offered an amazing job...in buffalo, new york!! even better, i was also offered a job in minnetonka. wonderful for me. i'm in the process of trying to find a local job, other than scooping up metal slag and inhaling toxic fumes that have been proven to kill half the population of ( Read more... )

went to the green last night...drank two pitchers of beers, 5 bottles of beer....and then the bartender made a long island and it was given to me. it could have killed an elephant. luckily, i'm not an elephant. i'm just a jackass and not the wagon-pulling type either. i made it home just fine(i wasn't driving, drank three more beers, was ( Read more... )

so i painted red spots on the green nubs, black spots on the green stuff and put the teeth back in. confused? come to the shop and see. i am at a loss with this giant nightmare that has become my personal demon. i'm so close to making it all come together. all i need to do now is add hair, more skin, more color to the eyes...both sets, color ( Read more... )