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[yourminivansux]

so this man gets up in the middle of night to use the bathroom. he slips. he hits his head. he dislocates two vertebrae and he's a quadriplegic. instantly. it's so unreal how fast your life can change

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i'll patch you!

[missgolightly]

and mara, biotch!!!!!

Re: i'll patch you!

[yourminivansux]

i had no idea you were coming!!! but i'm super glad you did... honey tits =) lol

[efbeie]

yeah, the patch works great on my vag...

[tiniestspark]

yea vegas...i forget sometimes too..but now im real excited.

on the subject of vaginas...

[kmanzi]

I hear ya. I always forgot the pillie things too and then I'd get like periods out of nowhere? That was no good. And I think that patch thing woulda confused me too so I get this shot in my butt cheek ooo my sexy butt cheek! and it hurts a lot but you know how much work I do? Absolutely nothin'. And I don't get a period AT ALL so wow I sound like a commercial for the stupid shot. Dayum. I miss you, are you going to the show Sat? Please say yes! Bye doll, muah.

*kristin*

Re: on the subject of vaginas...

[yourminivansux]

i miss you too baby! i'm not sure if i'm going. i'd really like to but it's in harvey and that neighborhood is horrible. if i can find someone who's willing to travel with me, then i'm there =)

[jackderringer]

i totally believe the mind has that kind of power. it's the only reason my mother is alive today.

honey, i believe the patch goes on your belly or your butt, not directly on your puss-puss.

and kristin, while no periods ever may rock, i do believe it's not good for your body.

[yourminivansux]

of course davey, i know it doesn't go on your puss puss =) silly man.

[jackderringer]

well that's good. come to my show or DIE. so yea, i'll see ya at the show. that is, of course, unless you want to DIE.