1. Ain't My Bitch, Metallica ( Read more... )

Story done. Thanks, everyone.

Today sucks. Tomorrow should be similar, with high's in the mid- to- upper suck, with a 40% chance of suck in the afternoon.

After a long hiatus from actually taking time to sit down and write one of these idiotic things, I might as well fire away ( Read more... )

and you're watching 'Perspectives'. I'm your host, Lionel Osbourne..." (part 3 ( Read more... )

Do we take for granted our ability to be funny when we don't try to be? Case in point... ten minutes ago. Steve and I were on our way back from Simi Valley, Porter Ranch, and Dodger Stadium (road trip!), when Steve suddenly found himself sans cell phone. Immediately, like anyone would, he began to retrace his steps as to where he might've laid his ( Read more... )

and you're watching 'Perspectives'. I'm your host, Lionel Osbourne..." (part 2 ( Read more... )

NBC really picked up the proverbial ball and ran with it on this one. This show is just so good. Not because it's all improv. Not because it's "reality TV". It just lets the average Jane or John in on what it takes to make people laugh. I mean really make them laugh. Laugh so their troubles aren't worth a damn for a few minutes. Laugh so hard they ( Read more... )

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and you're watching 'Perspectives'. I'm your host, Lionel Osbourne, and with us here is our guest Germaine Allensworth of the Pittsburgh Pirates. Now, Pittsburgh. That's in Pennsylvania, right?"-A Classic SNL Sketch to fade away in reruns ( Read more... )