I have so much to do ( Read more... )

It needs to be Friday about now.

Holy crap ( Read more... )

I feel sorry for Billy Joel after what I did to him tonight ( Read more... )

Motherfucker.
My head hurts, my stomach hurts, and everything I put on that I could actually wear in decent company makes me look disgusting.
Of course there is a very important excursion to go along upon in two hours. Of course.
Let's see if chemicals kill this at all. I'll report back.

You know, I've been fundamentally dissatisfied since age eleven ( Read more... )

Wow. My piano is at last so out of tune that I can hardly bear to touch it. That's baaaaaad. I wonder if the piano tuner we've used since before I can remember is still alive. He was ancient when I was like 5 ( Read more... )

I suppose it's good to know that the Holy Spirit didn't impregnate me, but I could have done without the bells and whistles announcing it ( Read more... )

I am a SLEUTH.

Most Eventful Bike Ride Ever1. Almost killed by 15-year-olds on an ATV. They came up behind me and clipped my fucking side going like 30, turned around and laughed, then congregated with their friends 150 feet down the road so that they could also catcall when I passed them. I'm still not sure why I didn't stop and completely ream them out. ( Read more... )