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[yourshowface]

- hello? Is anyone there? This is so retro.

[there's a tap at the screen! and then the briefest of frowns, before his expressions shifts to a more pleasant one.]

Whatever. Look, while the motif around here is rather creative if not borrowing from some of the better and less saturated portions of Burton's vision, I'd appreciate it if someone could

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[gotyourhair]

You are stuck here. Even one with you're apparently limited intelligence should be determined of this quickly, so be quiet.

[yourshowface]

You're so helpful. Really.

[gotyourhair]

We are not hear to assist you.

[yourshowface]

But you are here for angry remarks that hardly help this - much less any other - situation. Noted.

[airplanecups]

...

Jesse?

[yourshowface]

- Finn. Would you care to elaborate, or do you plan on being equally unhelpful?

[airplanecups]

Are you insane? Why would I do anything for you?

[yourshowface]

I thought we had worked out this pseudo-rivalry over Rachel already? Although I have heard hearsay of Rick Springfield abuse, I can't entirely fault that song choice.

[timisnotme]

*Stare. Stare.*

What are talking about?

*Oh you're going to love the grammatical nightmare that is Masky.*

[yourshowface]

I thought I was quite clear.

[timisnotme]

Are not holed up. Can go outside. Not locked in.

[yourshowface]

[raises an eyebrow.]

Thanks for the tip, Yoda.

[Video]

[reckless_eagle]

There like, kinda isn't one. People have totally been looking for years, but they still just sort of come and go, you know, whenever, kinda randomly without meaning to.

Also, like, none of what you said just now made sense. Just FYI.

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[yourshowface]

So, you're telling me this is some sort of elaborate . . . prison? Albeit a fairly fancy one.

I felt it was rather clear. Did I not articulate it well enough?

[Video]

[reckless_eagle]

Ummmm... Yeah. Yeah, kinda. We're like, at least well fed, though, and we can get pretty much whatever stuff we want out of the closets and from the vendors... really, the bad part's just the events. And the not leaving. And the mirrors.

It would like, probably help if I had any clue who those people you were talking about are.

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[yourshowface]

The closets?

[pauses for a moment as he steps away from the device to glance at his curiously, before looking back over.]

I'll address your fortunate lack of knowledge in regards to musicals hacks in a moment. What about the closets, exactly?

[itsahotone]

[She remembers him, but you wouldn't know it from the way she's staring.]

...Oh, right. The spy.

[yourshowface]

The other cheerleader. Are you not one for names, or do you simply prefer to slap down half-baked labels whenever it suits your fancy?

[itsahotone]

[Oh look, she instantly dislikes you even more now, for the use of other.]

Didn't you run away after your poor little ego was crushed by Rachel's ridiculous video? You seem distracted. [See her false sympathy? Isn't it impressive?]

[yourshowface]

Actually, I went on vacation - outside of Ohio. It was rather enjoyable. But I suppose not all of us are given the privilege to do as such. Pity.