A New Level of Gay

[youstinkypete]

It is official. I have just reached level red on the Gay Threat Level System. Well, actually it is the Homeland Security Terrorist Threat Level Meter that I used, but I changed it to the Gay Threat Level System. Finally, someone actually put that meter to good use. I'm not a terrorist...simply a homo. Why the move to red? Well, I have officially

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[heatherleann]

Darling, I'm super sorry that you hated the ghetto tan place. I did forewarn you though that it was super ghetto. PS: What's with the hatin on Kentucky natives. We aren't all ridiculously hick like in nature and most of us have no desire to reproduce with our family members. Come on. In closing, I heart the Gilmore Girls, I heart you, and we need to hang out soon. Love, Me

[juniperjenno]

You are not like most of the Kentuckians that I run into in places like Wal-Mart and Ghetto Tan. (Okay, I don't go tanning... but I digress.) You are NORMAL! And really fun! You're a reminder to us all that not all Kentucky natives have mullets and three teeth. Keep up the good work.

[juniperjenno]

I'm ready for an update! Rooooorrrrrryyyyy....