[Video Post // Oh-so-painfully public]
[Gai is in the bedroom, Hitomi propped up so he can be seen, fully dressed and posing dramatically; he flings a finger forward to point at the Hitomi, puffed up as he always is before a challenge.]
KAKASHI! I present you with our most strenuous challenge yet! One which tests the mind as well as the body, the creative spirit as well as the passionate heart!
Who between us can fan the flames of passion to the most roaring height with their lover?
I challenge you to see who can most vigorously and creatively spread the youthful seeds of their love, to make them bloom into the most exotically beautiful spring blossoms imaginable!
My Eternal Rival, do you and Iruka accept this challenge?!
KAKASHI! I present you with our most strenuous challenge yet! One which tests the mind as well as the body, the creative spirit as well as the passionate heart!
Who between us can fan the flames of passion to the most roaring height with their lover?
I challenge you to see who can most vigorously and creatively spread the youthful seeds of their love, to make them bloom into the most exotically beautiful spring blossoms imaginable!
My Eternal Rival, do you and Iruka accept this challenge?!