i love macaroni ( Read more... )

so yesterday i got into a car accident.
my back is all fucked.
and my car is basically fucked. shit.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||||||||| 50% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious || 10% Hedonism || 10% ( Read more... )

Your Social Dysfunction:
Paranoid

You show pervasive and unwarranted suspiciousness, and mistrust of others. You are overly sensitive and prone to jealousy.


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god. i downloaded less than jake ( Read more... )

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me and brandon just were wrestling and it became a spitting war ( Read more... )

dreaminporcelain: dude did you take a massive dump?
Auto response from pesky vermin: I am away from my computer right now.

dreaminporcelain: theres a huge tird in the toilet and it won't flush and about to overflow

best thing ever.