Brandi, if you don't let me in I'll eat your head off.
And, even though I shouldn't have to follow the rules because you're MY sex0r, I'm filling out the damn application. And I promise to get people to join this thing. Just lemme in dammit. Brandi. I love you.
Name: Krisi
Age: 16
Location: Chicago
Sexuality: Asexual
Status: Siiiingle
List 5 things about your personality: Retarded, naive, innocent, blunt, looverrrrly. :0)
5 physical qualities about yourself: Short hair, brown eyes, hot feet (yea, I said it), huge boobs (..haha), short legs.
Favorite Cartoon as a kid: As a kid? Fuck that, I still love Tinkerbell.
Favorite Movies: Detroit Rock City, Virgin Suicides, Dogma, Amelie
Favorite Bands: David Bowie (yea, he counts), Me without you, Bright eyes, from autumn to ashes, atreyu, my chemical romance, norma jean, benton falls, death cab, the doors, bread.. bla bla bla, I know the music is what gets the people in, but if I don't get in I'll eat Brandi.
Favorite Books (magazines dont count, we dont care if you read seventeen or cosmo): Valley of the Dolls, The Catcher in the Rye, Clockwork Orange, Virgin Suicides (good book AND movie), Lovely Bones
What is your personal opinion on...
Sex: More power to ya.
Violence: Meh, no need for it. I'm such a hippy.
Society: Rah rah rah!
Drugs: Your body. Do what you please with it.
Now tell us..
Are you a virgin? (If you say yes, dont even bother with the questionare, we'll reject you.): YES! Now let me in.
Are you wild in the sack?: Madly.
How long can you usually last?: Hours.
Whats so special about your sex?: It's nonexistant. So there.
Give us a quote that you live by, or that sums you all up: "Oh how wrong we were to think immortality meant never dying"
Pictures aren't working. Sorrrrrry.