So I did it- because I know it was the right thing to do. Even after everything he told me, I know that I am going to be happier down the road ( Read more... )

GR! GR GR GR! I am SO done with this relationship. I am freaking sick of being a stepping stone, an obligation, and a tool. Nothing- he says he is trying, yet nothing.

What the fuck ever. Nikki said that he is just afraid of me.

He should be- right now I could eat him for breakfast and pick my teeth with his femur.

So mom and I just bought my plane ticket for Chicago!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

In second note, Happy Capitalism Day!

So I was walking down the street of Old Salem; past the quacking children and mother gooses. I got to the part of the street lined with fall-changed trees, and silence overcame me. A wind started to blow, and as I continued my path home the leaves began to fall as a summer rain. They covered me in a maelstrom of color and my being was overcome as ( Read more... )

Feminists (and their men) have more fun ( Read more... )

Last night I was stuck on the side of Interstate 311 for two hours, Forgot Tyler Johnson's last name, went to a Redneck Bar in King, NC where they had extreme redneck karaoke and everyone was related or ex-spouses, met a man who claimed to not only make myspaces for celebrities but that the character Spawn had been stolen from him when he was 11, ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is Jackie and I am FUCKING LEGAL!!!

WOOHOO!!!!

WHO WAS RIGHT?! I WAS RIGHT!

Finish HP7 now, mofos!

So I am about to see my father for the first time in 10 months, and speak to him for the first time in about four ( Read more... )

I slept with your mother! And your brother! And your roommmate's second cousin's aunt's step-sister!

Mwuhahahaha, Take that Maury. Sorry 'bout your face!

I have a 3.3 once more! Yippee!

I am going to scooter off into the sunset now.