we just think we had fun because we are small
best three days ever.....
Thursday.....
i went over to britt's house about seven or so and we got on the computer for a little and some sick fuck sent us a picture of an ass hole ripped open a fucking miuiiile. we also talked to andy who informed brittany that orgy is her life. garet kept sending us small videos of him, andy, and andrew doing random confusing things like looking for pennies and fighting and we just kept sending him the black sheep. then we went upstairs and made pancakes. mine were so much fuckin better we went to her room and watched friday and noticed many things that we didn't before. WHUZZZLLLEEEE! and i still swear that somewhere in the movie debo says "what money."
Friday to early Saturday.....
we got up in the early morn and went to tyson's corner to shop our asses off. first we stopped at a gas station and brittany got water but i got a kool aid blaster because i like having things that my mom wouldn't let me have when i was yuuounger. we shopped around and said whuzzle a lot! we both found something in lelvlvlvelll x but found many items at h&m. then brittany found a dress and then we had no money so we left. on the way back we had to stop at byrd auto so brittany's sister could pay her car payment and we heard {YA HURD} the funniest metalica song ever. heyy heyy heyayyyyyyyy! and her sister was on a dieut but she hid resus cups in her lap and ate them in secrut and was mad because brittany threw away part of her cinnabon I WOULD HAVE EUTUN THUTAAKMAL. then we went to my house and got ready and we went to the local mall just to walk around and see people. brittany and i walked around for a little bit and saw no one so we decided to call corey and take him out for his birthday dinner to fazoli's. we called him and told him to meet us there in like a half hour and we went to circuit city to look for funny laugh but it was a negative so we headed back to fazols to meet corey. we sat down and ate breadsticks and chatted about the ridiculous new people that work at target and explained that this one girl looks the guy in the movie with cher and it is her son and he is disfigured or some shit {later i realized that a better comparison was sloth from the goonies}. we were hoping that her or dammnittt bobby were working because it is hard to believe that they exist if you have never seen them, so we went to target and after realizing that it was a negative we decided to race corey back to the mall. after we kicked his ass and totally beat him there, i saw love of my life from middle school, hell he still is the love of my life, andrew and had a heart attack. then we kept walking and saw durk and friends who we told to meet us and corey aborted. we split from durk very soon after and walked around for a little longer. then we met back up with him and he was with some shit wearing a towel shirt that was mustard color. there was a karaoke event going on and we told towel to do it and he said that he would. we walked down there and told him that he was going to sing kiss from a rose by seal only to find out that they were not taking anymore people for the night because they already had a list of people. so we decided to walk some more and we went to suncoast and tried to find CB4(MP8) because brittany has never seen the pictures of chris rock with a GURARYIRYY CURLLLLL so we had to look for it, only to find that they did not have it anymore. then we parted from durk and towel and left the mall because it was getting dumb and we were not seeing anyone. so we drove over to borders and right when we pulled in we saw our BFFAENMWHUTHFDAJKDHJAs andy, andrew, and garet. they told us that they were going to see a movie and we told them that they were going to go to denny's with us so we drove back to the mall so that they could return their tickets and then we met them at denny's. garet pissed off a girl that worked there because he is fucking retarded but still my bff. we all ordered drinks and garet and i ordered food that was pure shit. and we discussed our big plans for our great friendship and about how we were going to have movie nights and golf together. then we decided to leave and go to a park. i told them to meet us at this close park and i led the way. we pulled up to it only to see a gate saying that it was closed. and andrew was pissed and told me that it was such a great plan. he was mad already because we had to go to denny's and then he was forced to drive an extra minute to the closed park. i told them that we would meet them at another park that would fo sho be open and we all drove and met there. we rode garet's ass the whole way and beeped the horn a lot. when we pulled up we were blasting m.j. dont stop til you get enough because it is awesome and wanted to turn them shits up. we got out of our cars and we all got on the swings. we stayed at the park for about an hour and a half and we all talked and we begged garet to let us come to his kung fu swahgyyy class. at twelve we drove home and we gave garet my number so that he could call us and tell us what kip/kit said about the class. when we got back we told dylan about the crazy events and then we got on the internet. garet sent us a couple pictures from the park and i made this webpage from them... http://hometown.aol.com/infinitesadness2/BFFAANMWHUTDWD.html then chode IMed me out of nowhere asking me about the radiohead concert that we were supposed to go to together even though he had not talked to me for like fucking two weeks and i told him that he was uninvited and brittany was going with me and that he is an emotionless cyborg and we got in a semi fight that went in circles and he told me a bunch of bullshit and blocked me on every screen name. so then we decided to go back to my room and i showed her a segment from the chappelle show with fistacuffs. she shitted because she had never seen it. TURN THEM SHITS UP! WHATTTT?!?!??!!? YA HUUUUUURRRDDDDD??? turn them shits up, turn them up no not fa rueal nugga, i'm writin on tha papuaur. PUT SOME TREBLE IN UT THATS MAY WURD then we watched funny parts from chasing amy. SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES. WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT THAT IS FUCKING BABY TALK! we stayed up until about 5:45 and were woken up at 6 by her mom calling and telling her that she was going out of town. then we were woken up at 10:30 by garet talkin about the kung sway class and kipkit said it was okay but we had shit to do and could not go anymore. and then we were up for good.
Saturday to early Sunday.....
we got out of bed and went to brittany's house because we had to feed the dogs and shit. then brittany took a shower. when she got out she asked if i wanted to smoke some twigz and also take some energy pills because she knew i wouldn't turn those bitches down. we wrapped up the largest mafuckin dubs eva. they were fucking glue sticks and we went outside and sat under the porch and lit them shits up. i burnt my face a few times and we watched sam eat a butterfly. and we craig exhaled and sang the mary jane song from friday. then we went back inside after awhile and listed to a song by large professor called blaze rhymez. that song is fucking awesome!! BLAZE RHYMES BLAZE LYRIX SUONNNNNNNNN!!!! then we drove back to my house and i washed my hair and put on my shirt that says "party til she's cute" and we drove the mall [mind you dylan is in the mix now] first before the mall we had a small detour to michael's to get letters to make the unevitable blaze rhymez blaze lyrix son shirts. then we went to the mall and bought cheap ass shirts from G-n-G for $2.99, eighth grade slut central! then we walked down to see my mom and she shit all over me because of my shirt and she said that it was inappropriate! because i am partyin' til she's cute!! dylan wanted to go into foot locker and brittany and i were lethargic at the time so we went to sit in the food court. we saw ex lover dan with many men and we were excited and we wanted to tell him about smoking the earth but we have not talked to him in centuries and did not. after seeing no one but BADASSSSSSZ we went over the circuit city so that brittany could get a thing for her cd player to hook up in her car and of course we had to go there so that we could see if crazy laugh was there again but of course he was not so brittany bought her shit and we left and went back to the mall. then we talked to whitney and we told her that we would meet her in the food court in like twenty minutes and we went there and waited for her.maundy hair. we took a lap around the mall and saw no one good at all and then whitney said that she wanted to go to hechts or some shit. so we went there and she fucking goes straiitittt for the old woman shits. and brittany are like whuuuutttt!???? she is fucking picking up old woman shits left and right and she is loving that shit and brittany and i are just like goey and we left her for awhuile. then after she bought some old woman shits we told her that we had to go home and we left and went to borders. nothing good at all happened thure so we went back to the mall and saw juremeyyy and we were very excited. i sang many men to him and showed him my AWSUEMEA fity sweatband!!! we also told him about glustucks i belueve. we lapped the mall like 50 more times and then went back to my house because there was no one!! on the way home we went past the necessary homes to beep the horn and or turn around in their driveway because we are insane. i got my shits and we went back to brittany's. at some point in the evening some pilgrim was riding my ass and i was like FUCKING PILGRIM and brittany told her mom and her mom shit and thought that it was so funny that i called an amish person a pilgrim. we were alone for awhule but sara did not leave us a messauge so we could do whatevs. so we blasted old music such as TLC fanmail cd and we made our blaze rhymez blaze lurix soun shirts and it stretched across our breusts very horrible!!! and looked through old pictures and found some real classics such as cross country, the picture of brittany's mom cutting her dad's hair that is so funny that people at school use it as a bookmark when they find it picture, and aunt neddie. later that night...brittany and i unrolled whut was left of the glustuck joiunttss and made a new joiunt. we went out on the hammouck, all the while i am wearing the huge awesome arab shirt, and it was dark as shiut. we smoked that shit up and tried to air out incase sista was on the prowl. we ran upsturs and sprayed ourselves to death with perfume and went to the kitchen to eat. we ate a bunch of shit and then went back to brittany's room. i cleaned her room and durk called and said some crazay crazyay shit. she was tellin huim how many places we had been in the past couple of days and he said "it only seems like you have been to so many places because you are so small!" i am not fucking kiddin you! he said them shits. then she got off of the phone with him and signed my yearbook from tenth grade that she has had forever and just made fun of liar and wrote the durk quote and things that made no senuse! then some other shit probably happened that i dont remember because there is a large gap of time huere.. and then we turned on mtv and there adam is shitting humself on real wourld so we record the adam rap and sex hopscotch dance. and the rap goes: so a real man play when he wants to play and a real man says what he ought to say but society's rules just get in the way so from now on i will not be afraid to relay what i am feeling to the girl it effects what's wrong with a young man who enjoys sex so that's it screw women i ain't stressin no more the glass is half full so get ready to pour this might be the very best days of my life 23 in paris no girlfriend or wife you know what mmhm here's what i'll do ima gohead do what i want to and if you find me at the shop with a hand full of beans WHEN THE BEANSTALK GROWS DONT TALK TA MAYAYYEYYEYYYYY SHALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. after watching that a million times and trying to decipher the last shala/ra/da we watched the little rascals which is ridiculousususs! the kids are so funny. the episode we watched was them putting on an uncle tom's cabin play or something and all of the white kids painted their faces black and were so funny and there was something where the kid is getting like a tomato thrown at him and shoots back but it is like two totally different scenes pieced together. after that we went to sleep for about four hours because after all them shits we stuill both have to wurk on sundeyeyyy.
UPDATE: brittanuys mom said she smelled weud in the bonus room when she came home from that lul trup and was like i know someone was smokin somethin!!!! and smelled ut even more under the porch which was smoke statuin.
Sunday.....
we woke up around ten thirty and talked about how ridiculous everything had been for the past few days. we had not been together so much in a row since eighth grade and it was just as much fun! we weren't sure if we imagined some thiuangs because they were too funny. but shallaaaa we are hanging out again on monduayyyyy! and then thursday we are hanging out with our BUFAHAHFSJHs again and going golfing. we are crazyayy!!!! i called brittany from work to tell her that she missed sloth working on the lane RIGHT beside me! she forgot to come because she is so small. they also called in bobayyyy! blaze rhymez blaze lurix blaze rhymez blaze lurix BLAZE rhymez blaze lurix suon. YA HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! nugga i said drop it not drumroll iut! this shit ain't going platinum it is goin double uranium su. WE BE DRINKIN MALT BANGIN GIRLS WITHOUTTUTTT RUBBAS!! if ya hure someone comin' WHUZZLE! TURN THEM SHITZ UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!