Today seems like a great day to cook teriyaki reindeer and watch all the Terminator movies.

Between 6 loads of washing. :/

Also, my ears just popped after WEEKS of not being able to hear jack shit. Goddamn the world is loud!

Pneumonia. Lovely.

The last nice, warm n sunny week of the year, and I can't breathe.

Fucknutz.

2 days old, 3mm long black/blue carbon rili


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what's fuzzy, green and has six legs that will kill you if it falls out of a tree on you?

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Where the magic happens.


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I dreamed all drugs were legalized, and one could distill their own LSD. So that's exactly what I did, with these foam bits that came with the LSD kit, that turned black as they absorbed the finished product. I woke thinking I was tripping balls.

Damn.

Mantis is a pig. She just chowed two adult sarcophagidae flies in as many minutes. I think Ima put a piece of meat on the balcony to catch more flies.

Lemme just pull this off and...

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Just handfed the mantis. How frickin cool. :)


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So we found another house that fits our very exacting criteria. Granted it's more than we had budgeted (by like 100K) buuuuuttttt ( Read more... )