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[yrcoversblown]

Recently, I heard someone say that people from New England speak in iambic pentameter all the time. I wasn't sure if this person was bullshitting or not, so I put it to the test. I starting writing it down every time I caught myself speaking in iambic, which, surprisingly, was a lot. Of course, this test was unfair because I'm not from New England

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[anoldfriend]

To be fair, you have to call people or else nobody knows when you want to hang out.

(Note to the easily offended: for all I know she could never want to hang out with me, I just know she has a history of not calling people.)

[yrcoversblown]

You're right. I'm afraid of telephones.
I think I'll just start tricking people into seeing me.
Hey, I have some books of yours, we should get together if you want them back.

In all seriousness, I would like to see you sometime soon.