Chuck Klosterman, i love you

[yrepicheart]

1. Let's assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the

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[buskercaleb]

1. The skull. Number one, $120 a month for doing nothing is pretty sweet compared to a possibility of -$999 if I kill an animal that would probably weird me out a bit. Number two, skulls are pretty badass, especially ones previously used by crazed dictators.

2. F.U. soulmate

3. MASS HALLUCINATION WORLDWIDE

4. That's a pretty sweet movie.

5. Humans enjoy Dilbert. (Also, I'm pretty sure the second sentence in this question is not really necessary and is in fact a bit misleading.)

[spoonsharpwit]

1. I would keep Hitler's skull for free. I would probably pay to keep it. And have it in a museum in my house or something.

2. Yeah, probably. Only it would be really annoying.

3. The Loch Ness Monster! He's so scary!

4. Nooo. Even though it's creepy.

5. Uh, my cat would probably like it. Besides, I like cartoons about lazy, self-absorbed humans so why wouldn't cats like the same thing only with cats?

[spoonsharpwit]

Not that I am a Nazi or anything, just Hitler's skull hs got to be worth hella dollars.

[aeversa]

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