this journal has absolutely no quality control:

[yrfaceisamess]

last night, in my dream, my ex boyfriend was driving around the airport in a giant fish-car. it's tail was swishy.

I am stressed out about the amount of uni work I have due, and I will do anything to avoid thinking about it.

I didn't get the job at the escort agency, although she told me she'd keep my resume on file.

is it too early to start

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[pushybottom]

would you mind if i screwed another homeless postman & sent you the wax strips? i'm getting antsy.

[yrfaceisamess]

oh man, he's homeless and* a postman? such a turn on. He'd keep his shorts and sensible shoes in a box.

you know it'll break my heart (in a hott way).