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[yuberdemon]

Ladies and you Gentlemen especially, I have a pair of Elena's panties, pink with a fuzzy little kitten on them for sale.

Yuber needs money to go do things.

Comments

[h_is_for_haiku]

...
Degenerate.

[yuberdemon]

Your point?

[h_is_for_haiku]

...
How much do you want for them?

[yuberdemon]

How much are you willing to give?

[im_not_a_rookie]

Those... But... PERVERT! Those aren't for you to ...to even touch! Give those back!

[yuberdemon]

And yet I am touching them right now. I like the fuzzy kitten part.

[im_not_a_rookie]

STOP THAT! GIVE THOSE BACK!

[yuberdemon]

Sorry. Already have an offer to buy them.

[regenerable]

She is going to shoot you.

[yuberdemon]

She could try.

[regenerable]

You're making her pretty mad. I bet she'll succeed if she tries.

[yuberdemon]

I don't think so. I'm a little different than what she's used to.

[strategy_master]

So help me, I will hunt you down like scum.

Only you would be interested in possessing such a thing.

[yuberdemon]

Like you don't carry a pair around?

These are nice. Wonder if I can make her model them for me.

[im_not_a_rookie]

No. No. Never. Not on your life!

[yuberdemon]

I'm not human. I can get plenty done at the point of a sword.