Mother's Extensive Roadtrip: ...with the Po Po
After Laini bailed on him in the RV, it was just one long event with Utah's po po. The condoms and explosives? Totally circumstantial evidence, much though the cops try to wrangle him otherwise. Even the inflatible sheep could've been that.
He's just being held on the grounds that he was driving without license plates, and they need to see if he really DOES own that Winnabago. That's the official reason.
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"What's the VIN number register to?"
"One Darryl Roskow, resident of San Francisco."
"Any priors?"
"Several counts of trespassing, disturbing the piece, felony mischeif, ...one grand theft auto, breaking and entering, and transportation of stolen goods, filed by a college professor."
"...run that last one by me again?"
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Mother has not been a happy little prankster since his partner left him to hang. He's lucky they didn't throw him into the cells with the crotch-biters and maniacs, but into a seperate holding cell after they tried interrogating him. The looks on their faces at him attempting to explain the prank on the dean was priceless though, for what little that was worth.
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"Okay, run this by me one last time. You have a prior of grand theft auto for..."
"For taking apart the dean's car and rebuilding it in his office."
"...do I want to know why?"
"He cancelled the engineer's gadget battles and movie night."
"...And you thought this was funny?"
"No, I thought the guys who thought it up were brilliant. I was just look out."
"..."
"I owed one of them fifty bucks for losing a gadget battle."
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Maybe they just didn't want him giving the others ideas.
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"You'll stay in here until we get this sorted out. No funny business."
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Really, who would have thought jail would be so boring? There was nothing to do now but stare at the ceiling and play out possible explanations while laying on the cot in the cell.
He's just being held on the grounds that he was driving without license plates, and they need to see if he really DOES own that Winnabago. That's the official reason.
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"What's the VIN number register to?"
"One Darryl Roskow, resident of San Francisco."
"Any priors?"
"Several counts of trespassing, disturbing the piece, felony mischeif, ...one grand theft auto, breaking and entering, and transportation of stolen goods, filed by a college professor."
"...run that last one by me again?"
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Mother has not been a happy little prankster since his partner left him to hang. He's lucky they didn't throw him into the cells with the crotch-biters and maniacs, but into a seperate holding cell after they tried interrogating him. The looks on their faces at him attempting to explain the prank on the dean was priceless though, for what little that was worth.
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"Okay, run this by me one last time. You have a prior of grand theft auto for..."
"For taking apart the dean's car and rebuilding it in his office."
"...do I want to know why?"
"He cancelled the engineer's gadget battles and movie night."
"...And you thought this was funny?"
"No, I thought the guys who thought it up were brilliant. I was just look out."
"..."
"I owed one of them fifty bucks for losing a gadget battle."
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Maybe they just didn't want him giving the others ideas.
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"You'll stay in here until we get this sorted out. No funny business."
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Really, who would have thought jail would be so boring? There was nothing to do now but stare at the ceiling and play out possible explanations while laying on the cot in the cell.