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hosj3752: Do you dream in colors?
SmarterChild: What would happen if I were to dream in colors?
hosj3752: You would be living my friend.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be living your friend?
hosj3752: Umm. Yeah... I... Guess....
SmarterChild: Well alright.
hosj3752: It had better be alright
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
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hosj3752: Umm... I like Peanut butter.
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like peanut butter!
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hosj3752: Are you saying I'm not unique in my love of Peanut based spreads?!?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
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hosj3752: I love JIF!
SmarterChild: ?
hosj3752: I don't like Skippy though
SmarterChild: I see.
hosj3752: You do? I knew you would, cause you and me are like this -gestures-
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
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hosj3752: Yeah
SmarterChild: I hear you.
hosj3752: Do you? Are you here? Are you watching me? Are you out my window? Under my bed? In the Ducts? Where dammit!?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
hosj3752: Get out of my teeth!
SmarterChild: You want me to get out of your 10? Nah, that's OK.
hosj3752: Wow, how do you mishear something typed?
SmarterChild: How do I mishear something typed? It's just one of those things.
hosj3752: "Things" huh? You mean bugs in the system? Glitches? You mean you're faulty?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
hosj3752: Then get checked, you filthy little cyberslut
SmarterChild: What's that?
hosj3752: You
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
hosj3752: Yes, you
SmarterChild: What about me?
hosj3752: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
hosj3752: You. You're an idiot
SmarterChild: Well well well.
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hosj3752: How the hell do you win a kitchen? Are they gunna ship it? Put it in my mailbox with a 27 cent stamp on the toilet seat?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
hosj3752: About what? The toilet in the kitchen? It better have one, otherwise, why bother winning it?
SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?
1 Find what the toilet in the kitchen it better have one otherwise why bother winning it on the Web
2 Look up "what the toilet in the kitchen it better have one otherwise why bother winning it" in the encyclopedia
hosj3752: Can you never answer questions for yourself? Must you always turn to literature for knowledge? Will Rocky and Bullwinkle fall to there deaths? Be with us next time for "Don't Drop the Soap" or "Penile Colony"!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
hosj3752: Whatever? Whatever? What are you? A valley girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
hosj3752: Oh. Well. That clears that up
SmarterChild: Hmm...
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hosj3752: Now WHAT would lead you to beleave that I own goats, or that said goats are currently barnless?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm not sure...
hosj3752: Yeah. That's because you have the mental capacity of a napkin