I've hit rock bottom.

[yuckyjulian]

I seriously can't take it anymore. I'm done. This shitty weather we've had lately is like a methaphor for my entire life. Well it was nice knowing you guys. Play Van Halen at my funeral.

Comments

[jesssss_884]

don't do it julian!!!!!!!!!! you're too young to die.

[allmightyjosh]

Well it's one less mouth that my taxes have to feed. It's been nice knowing you, Julian. Let's hope the poor residential area of the afterlife is better than the shit hole you live in now. Haha, you know I'm just kidding.