A stupid survey to distract me
1. White or red wine?
I don't like wine
2. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Dad
3. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
4. Where did your first kiss take place?
My driveway in NH
5. Do you prefer foxes or wolves?
I guess wolves
6. What is your shoesize?
6.5-7
7. Do you prefer fruit or vegetables?
Vegetables
8. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
No
9. Would you rather never fall in love again or never orgasm again?
Both prospects are rather horrifying to me. But I guess I'd rather never fall in love again. Because falling in love over and over without orgasming sounds truly traumatizing. Whereas not falling in love is just sad.
10.What does your outfit consist of today?
I was wearing jeans and a shirt from a play I was in, but now I'm in PJs
11.What are your bust-waist-hip measurements?
What? I don't even know.
12.Are you a hypocrite?
I'm sure I am
13.Why did you last cry?
Last Wednesday, April 17th
14.What are your favourite smells?
Honeysuckle, vanilla, new books, clean guy smell
15.What are your favourite textures?
Clean sheets after a shower, a tight silky dress, cool water in the summer
16.Fur or feathers?
Blech
17.Tartan or tweed?
Tartan
18.Leopard print or neon?
Blech
19.Any beauty tips?
You're asking me? hahahaha. Don't look like me!
20.(Send me a fuck marry kill)
Or don't.
21.If you won a LOT of money the lottery and decided to move, where would you move to?
Jerusalem, maybe. Or Paris.
22.Alcoholic beverage of choice?
Coconut rum and pineapple juice
23.What is more attractive: Nice hands or nice feet?
Nice hands
24.What’s the youngest you would consider dating?
I'd probably date anyone legal if he were awesome enough. But in online dating my minimum is 25.
25.If you were around in the sixties would you be a mod or a rocker?
Probably a mod in dress and a rocker in attitude
26.Are thongs sexy?
No. Not at all.
27.Did you grow up in a healthy environment?
Umm... I guess so. My parents loved each other and loved me. They never hit me. I had enough to eat and warm clothes and a bed.
28.What do you think of when I say “the twenties”?
Roaring! Newport.
29.Could you ever deliver a baby?
I'm sure, if I had to.
30.Is penetration important to you?
What? In bed? Sure. In class, as in ideas penetrating? Sure. I guess penetration is important?
31.What did your last text read?
"I'm an eggplant!" to my brother.
32.Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes.
33.What sport were you best at in high school?
Basketball
34.Who do you miss right now?
No one.
35.What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Some fruity thing the bartender at Central Kitchen made me.
36.Paris, London and New York… which one would you live in, which would you visit for a day, which would you visit for a fortnight?
Live in Paris, Visit NYC for a day, visit London for a fortnight.
37.What is your sexuality?
Mostly straight
38.Heavy rain or heatwave?
Heatwave
39.Chicken or fish?
Chicken
40.Do you think suits are sexy?
If they fit right and they're on a sexy person.