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So, anyway, I decided I needed to get away from it all for a bit. Y'know, distance myself from the oppressin' personalities of those I knew, and all that stuff. Get to know the REAL Yuffie, get in touch with my real self an' all that. An' I did discover something after all...
Self-discovery is really frikkin' boring.
So, I ditched that about after about half a day and decided to go back to Wutai and go back to the Ninja Academy. I reenrolled, took some refresher courses and some new stuff, and now I'm a more badass ninja than ever! My skills are beyond compare, and I am gonna seriously whoop on anyone that gets in my way! Heheheh... XD
... Somehow I still missed those damn rope escape courses, though. I'm not even sure how that happened, I MEANT to go, I just HEY SOMETHING SHINY!
What was I saying?
Oh, yeah! So anyway, I took some more ninja courses, bumped up my weapons repetoire a bit, proved I could rob my instructors blind, and now I'm back and ready to cause trouble! And geez, what the HECK has been going on while I was away? Tifa's apparently gone and got herself kidnapped by, of all people, Sephiroth, and apparently some dip in a cowboy hat and some goth chick with boobs as big as Tifa's. (Dangit, I'm due for a growth spurt! They might hinder my sneaking, but I WOULDN'T MIND!) Cloud's off in another reality swimming around underwater playing some game (seems like it might actually be cool, but I wonder what kind of drag chocobo-head's hair causes?). ... You know, I'm still not sure what the hell Sephiroth's doin' alive, anyway! That SUCKS! We went through all that crap just to kill him, and now he's alive again?! >.< That SUCKS! It sucks it sucks it sucks and it's not fair!
On the other hand, Aeris is alive and that's pretty cool. I was really sad when she died and all. Apparently, being dead is something you can recover from, which I find to be a point of personal inspiration. I gotta ask her about that the next time I see 'er, because she's GOTTA teach me how to do that. Maybe I should head over to that Spira place, it sounds pretty cool. (Plus, if there are lots of people at this Blitzball stadium place, that means there's lots of pockets to pick! ^.^v)
Rufus is alive too, which, again, SUCKS. One good thing that pain in the ass Diamond Weapon did was blasting Little Mr. I'm-Compensating-For-Something-With-This-Shotgun into iiiiitty bitty bits, or at least that's what I thought it did. Kaphooey. Note to self: pester the hell out of Shinra and Turks next chance I get.
Anyway, I'm getting bored sitting around here. I've made sure my cats have plenty of food for awhile (and they're pretty good about catching their own stuff, y'notice there's not many birds around my hometown?), my dad's snoring away like always, I told Shake to clean the entire pagoda (haha, it's good to be the next in line for succession XD), told Gorkii and Chekhov to make sure Shake would do it, and I shook down the bartender at the Turtle's Paradise for a bit of protection mo-, I mean, a kickba-, I mean, a donation to my worthy cause, so I'm ready to head out and see what's going on!