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Every morning I wake up, and I say to myself in the mirror:
God, why do my lips look so huge in the morning?
I mean, come on. Seriously.
Why am I awake at 9:20 in the morning when I should be sleeping till God knows when?
Narg.
God, why do my lips look so huge in the morning?
I mean, come on. Seriously.
Why am I awake at 9:20 in the morning when I should be sleeping till God knows when?
Narg.
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talky of big lips, you should see me during allergy season, my lips swell to nearly the size of Goldie Hawns'...
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