I'm bored. XD;
Well, I should be going to bed, but I'm hyper. ^^; So I decided to post a really pointless thing. These are just hilarious quotes that I've collected over time, and I wanted to share them with y'all. I'll keep updating this when I get a funny quote. XD;
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."-Unknown
"Drunk Drivers Automatically Lose The Duel!"-Yami on a bumper sticker that I saw on my way to Buffalo, NY
"I'm not going to transform unless I get a countdown."
"What? Are you crazy?"
"I'm waiting..."
"Fine... 123456789... happy?"-Freeza and Vegeta
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these."-Freeza
"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" -- Vegetto
"WHAT FOOLISHNESS IS THIS?!"-Myself yelling to the sky when it started raining.
"I get paid to make women scream..."-Chris Bevins
"He's strong, handsome, and a good actor. He should die."-Mike McFarland
"Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow..."-Unknown
"I'm here just to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum."-Seto Kaiba
"Nobody, but nobody, calls me a nobody, you bunch of nobodies!"-Joey Wheeler
"Certainly. And afterward I shall fondle your spleen."-Sesshomaru (XDDDD)
"Why do I get the feeling that our most intelligent fighter is about to go and do something incredibly stupid?" - Koenma
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with catsup." - Unknown
"Everyone has a brain. Not everyone uses it." - Me
"How was my day, you ask? I lost a pencil, a pen, a highlighter, and MY SANITY!" - Me, complaining on my day.
"Humans are like slinkies. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs." - From someone's FF.net profile.)
"Hullo?"
"It's me."
"Hello, me."-Me, Jenna, and me again. XD; She always greets me that way, but I decided to toy with her mind a bit. XDD
"*GASP* There's a DESK under all these papers!!!!"-Me
"Let go of me before I attach your testicles to a car battery."-Me to Justin. He promptly backed off after this.
"Hi. My name is Tucker and I have an eight-inch penis." - Tucker to a second-grader
"I worship a bunch of purple tomatoes floating in outer space." - Tucker again.
"My kidney just fell asleep." - Sarah
"I read in the language of butter." - Me
"My thyroid says 'no.'" - Me
"MY STAPLER! Oh, stapler...how I've missed you..." - Mr. Rockey
"Well, there goes a perfectly good knee..." - Mr. Rockey
"HE IS AN EVIL GAY CLOWN RAPIST!" - Sarah
"When will the crack ever stop?" - Me
"You know it's going to be a weird day at Bloomfield Jr/Sr High when you see Drew and Lee running down the halls in blue robes, yelling about the Prophet." - Me
"Is Chuck Norris black?" - Sarah
"If you feel the need to GET YO' PRAISE ON... go right ahead." - Matt
"Inuyasha is DBZ for girls." - Tucker
"Sorry, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." - Tucker (XD)
"And I'm going to assume there's a REASON for the inflatable sheep in your trunk?" - Me
"Alex, that's really not the best place to take your pants off." - Mr. Rockey
"Two teenagers and a porch swing: What could possibly go wrong?" - Me
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."-Unknown
"Drunk Drivers Automatically Lose The Duel!"-Yami on a bumper sticker that I saw on my way to Buffalo, NY
"I'm not going to transform unless I get a countdown."
"What? Are you crazy?"
"I'm waiting..."
"Fine... 123456789... happy?"-Freeza and Vegeta
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these."-Freeza
"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" -- Vegetto
"WHAT FOOLISHNESS IS THIS?!"-Myself yelling to the sky when it started raining.
"I get paid to make women scream..."-Chris Bevins
"He's strong, handsome, and a good actor. He should die."-Mike McFarland
"Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow..."-Unknown
"I'm here just to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum."-Seto Kaiba
"Nobody, but nobody, calls me a nobody, you bunch of nobodies!"-Joey Wheeler
"Certainly. And afterward I shall fondle your spleen."-Sesshomaru (XDDDD)
"Why do I get the feeling that our most intelligent fighter is about to go and do something incredibly stupid?" - Koenma
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with catsup." - Unknown
"Everyone has a brain. Not everyone uses it." - Me
"How was my day, you ask? I lost a pencil, a pen, a highlighter, and MY SANITY!" - Me, complaining on my day.
"Humans are like slinkies. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs." - From someone's FF.net profile.)
"Hullo?"
"It's me."
"Hello, me."-Me, Jenna, and me again. XD; She always greets me that way, but I decided to toy with her mind a bit. XDD
"*GASP* There's a DESK under all these papers!!!!"-Me
"Let go of me before I attach your testicles to a car battery."-Me to Justin. He promptly backed off after this.
"Hi. My name is Tucker and I have an eight-inch penis." - Tucker to a second-grader
"I worship a bunch of purple tomatoes floating in outer space." - Tucker again.
"My kidney just fell asleep." - Sarah
"I read in the language of butter." - Me
"My thyroid says 'no.'" - Me
"MY STAPLER! Oh, stapler...how I've missed you..." - Mr. Rockey
"Well, there goes a perfectly good knee..." - Mr. Rockey
"HE IS AN EVIL GAY CLOWN RAPIST!" - Sarah
"When will the crack ever stop?" - Me
"You know it's going to be a weird day at Bloomfield Jr/Sr High when you see Drew and Lee running down the halls in blue robes, yelling about the Prophet." - Me
"Is Chuck Norris black?" - Sarah
"If you feel the need to GET YO' PRAISE ON... go right ahead." - Matt
"Inuyasha is DBZ for girls." - Tucker
"Sorry, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." - Tucker (XD)
"And I'm going to assume there's a REASON for the inflatable sheep in your trunk?" - Me
"Alex, that's really not the best place to take your pants off." - Mr. Rockey
"Two teenagers and a porch swing: What could possibly go wrong?" - Me