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To "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the town
with a kunai in my hand
I rush to the party
cause I'm part of the band
I know it's christmas eve
but I was jumped today
By none other, then some ninja
with reindeer and a sleigh!
Ninja bells ninja bells
watch out cause they explode
to knock you under mistletoe
as someone calls you dooobe
Ninja bells Ninja bells
your gift may be a trap
with spiked kunai and shurinken
and smoke bombs under wrap!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd decorate
my christmas tree,but lucky me
my rival he was late
I went and searched him out
challenged him to a fight
We fought, but there was mistletoe
I went not home that night 8D
Ninja bells ninja bells
watch out cause they explode
to knock you under mistletoe
as someone calls you dooobe!
Ninja bells Ninja bells
your gift may be a trap
with spiked kunai and shurinken
and smoke bombs under wrap!
So now it's christmas eve
and santa's almost here
his hair all full white
and laughing face appear
he reaches out his hand
and grabs Hokage's tit
That's not Santa, thats Jiraiya
She's really pissed OH SHIT!
Ninja bells ninja bells
watch out cause they explode
to knock you under mistletoe
as someone calls you dooobe
Ninja bells Ninja bells
your gift may be a trap
with spiked kunai and shurinken
and smoke bombs under wrap!