What Happens in an office once the writer leaves
Title: What happens in an office once the writer leaves
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-!3 coz i killed people
Genre: Crack, Comedy
Summary: Kibum makes Ryeowook mad resulting in conflict. However the rest of the Super Junior gang makes it better....or do they?
Warning: character death, in·an·i·mate objects moving, dancing and dying.
Once upon a time there was a tea-cup named Kibum. And he was mean to Ryeowook, a blue marker that was a kindred gentle spirit.
They were arguing one day on top of a table in an office about Ryeowook the blue marker being antisocial due to the fact that e mostly only hung out at the blackboard--which was ironically white. Either way, Kibum the tea-cup called Ryeowook the blue marker "Stupid Marker".
Ryeowook the blue marker started crying and pushed the mean tea-cup named Kibum.
"Whoa!" said the tea-cup stumbling.
"Oh no!!" yelled the marker rushing over to the teacup, but it was too late...Kibum the tea-cup had fallen with a ear deafening crash.
Ryeowook the marker peaked down just to see the scattered broken remains of the tea-cup and started crying.
All of a sudden he heard rustling all around.
And saw: a piece of paper, a pink posted, another marker, a wind chime thingie, a water bottle, scissors, a cellphone with a strap and some army stickers all staring at him with an evil scary expression on them.
"I'm sorry!!! I didn't--"
...They jumped him.
~~~~Outside of the Office~~~~
"Yeah Ara?"
rustle rustle
squee squee
"Nee!!!"
"Sheesh Ara! Don't scream!! I didn't answer 'coz I just heard something coming from my office..."
Laughter came from the other person on the line "Maybe your unfinished fanfictions are alive and asking you to finish them already"
"A...ha...ha..." Yuki replied obviously not amused whilst walking towards her office. She opened the door and from what she saw....
"Ara, I'll call you back"
"Okay"
Bleep
She walked around her office towards her desk and saw that there was a tea-cup shattered on the floor.
She instantly whined "Awww that was my favorite...." as she started lamenting the weird even that had occurred something from on top of her desk caught her attention.
"What happened to my blue marker??!?!! Where did those tank-ship, army type stickers come from?!?1 Why is that--" a scream escaped from her lungs when she saw her new favorite hankerchief a friend of her named Ken gave her stained with red. She grabbed it and went running to the bathroom.
...meanwhile on the desk.....
There were pieces of papers being wriggled by a bottle of water. An eraser fighting with a marker, a windchime thing running from a pair of scissors, some disco ball stickers getting stuck on a cellphone that was playing music with a weird ball shaped phone strap bouncing up and down.
....in the bathroom
"wait.... how come the stain is red....if the marker was blue..." She shuddered and the hairs on the back of her neck instantly went up when she heard a distinct voice whoopping to electronic music.
"I must be going crazy"
~~~~~ side note!
* I wrote this while doing community service
* I wrote it in the same setting arashimasaru wrote "Omg! He's raping Leeteuk!.." her wacky story
*I don't have anything against any members
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-!3 coz i killed people
Genre: Crack, Comedy
Summary: Kibum makes Ryeowook mad resulting in conflict. However the rest of the Super Junior gang makes it better....or do they?
Warning: character death, in·an·i·mate objects moving, dancing and dying.
Once upon a time there was a tea-cup named Kibum. And he was mean to Ryeowook, a blue marker that was a kindred gentle spirit.
They were arguing one day on top of a table in an office about Ryeowook the blue marker being antisocial due to the fact that e mostly only hung out at the blackboard--which was ironically white. Either way, Kibum the tea-cup called Ryeowook the blue marker "Stupid Marker".
Ryeowook the blue marker started crying and pushed the mean tea-cup named Kibum.
"Whoa!" said the tea-cup stumbling.
"Oh no!!" yelled the marker rushing over to the teacup, but it was too late...Kibum the tea-cup had fallen with a ear deafening crash.
Ryeowook the marker peaked down just to see the scattered broken remains of the tea-cup and started crying.
All of a sudden he heard rustling all around.
And saw: a piece of paper, a pink posted, another marker, a wind chime thingie, a water bottle, scissors, a cellphone with a strap and some army stickers all staring at him with an evil scary expression on them.
"I'm sorry!!! I didn't--"
...They jumped him.
~~~~Outside of the Office~~~~
"Yeah Ara?"
rustle rustle
squee squee
"Nee!!!"
"Sheesh Ara! Don't scream!! I didn't answer 'coz I just heard something coming from my office..."
Laughter came from the other person on the line "Maybe your unfinished fanfictions are alive and asking you to finish them already"
"A...ha...ha..." Yuki replied obviously not amused whilst walking towards her office. She opened the door and from what she saw....
"Ara, I'll call you back"
"Okay"
Bleep
She walked around her office towards her desk and saw that there was a tea-cup shattered on the floor.
She instantly whined "Awww that was my favorite...." as she started lamenting the weird even that had occurred something from on top of her desk caught her attention.
"What happened to my blue marker??!?!! Where did those tank-ship, army type stickers come from?!?1 Why is that--" a scream escaped from her lungs when she saw her new favorite hankerchief a friend of her named Ken gave her stained with red. She grabbed it and went running to the bathroom.
...meanwhile on the desk.....
There were pieces of papers being wriggled by a bottle of water. An eraser fighting with a marker, a windchime thing running from a pair of scissors, some disco ball stickers getting stuck on a cellphone that was playing music with a weird ball shaped phone strap bouncing up and down.
....in the bathroom
"wait.... how come the stain is red....if the marker was blue..." She shuddered and the hairs on the back of her neck instantly went up when she heard a distinct voice whoopping to electronic music.
"I must be going crazy"
~~~~~ side note!
* I wrote this while doing community service
* I wrote it in the same setting arashimasaru wrote "Omg! He's raping Leeteuk!.." her wacky story
*I don't have anything against any members