Bad Beer, Bad

[yukmonster]

why does beer like me so much? I feel as though I have been forthwright, told him i'm not interested in what his chilled chamber has to offer. He's so damn persistent. It must be me; beer must find all of this so fucking attractive, he is willing to wound his pride while in hot pursuit. Regardless, we made sweet, sweet, inter-species love last

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hey! beer is just trying to love you the best way beer knows how!
who's there at the end of a long weekend, to comfort you with it's foamy goodness? beer. who wraps their arms around your tummy and gives you a great big hug on the inside when you feel oh so bad on the outside? beer.

the pillows were too dry anyway.
leave beer alone.

[yukmonster]

how can you be so forgiving of my decade love-affair? Don't you know how intimate beer and I are? How do you stay grounded in our love when you know that I will cave time and time again to the lust I carry for that long-necked amber God? I need help...just today, i caved and stared, longingly, inside the white ice chest at beer, he was taunting me. He knows, I know, we all know... i am beer's bitch.