What are the rules?

Oct 27, 2006 16:46

Our landlord is a fuck. I don't know if you, the reader, know the defenition of a genuine, one of a kind, fuck, but my landlord is, in fact, the textbook case of fuckedness. Amanda wants to play the "i hate jim" game, so, in this spirit, i have decided that i need to define the rules. I think we should make a big wheel. The kind that is wooden, ( Read more... )

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diestunden1812 October 28 2006, 18:13:07 UTC
If youve already cut off his fingers and toes for your wheel o I hate jim... how is "ripping jim's fingernails off with pliers" going to do much damage... its a good start, but I think you have it right.. based on many an intruguing, and comically disturbing conversation, your counterpart is most assurdely the oracle of torture, and in this case I advise multiple daily consultations... she could be a mentor or sorts, and together you could possibly force him to stab out his own eyes... the tricky part of torture, is getting people to fuck themselves up.. of course after your lessons, youll already have learned this.. so my saying it is futile.. however, free rent could be in your future... whether brought about by fear, or the death of your landlord, is really win win either way, so does it really matter? :p

im sorry your land lord is a fuck,
its the last thing either of you needed.
Hope school and all else is going well, aside from this, of course... which I hope gets better.
xo

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