Fanfic: Two Is More Than One
Title: Two Is More Than One
Author: yume16
Disclaimer: My idea. That's all.
Beta: /
Pairing(s): KitaFuji (Tachibana Danji/Shimura Teppei + Minato Ryosuke/Kujo Kazuma) BeginnerS!/Misaki #1
Rating: NC-17
Genre: humor
Warnings: Crossover
Summary: Life is hard, even as a police officer.
Author Notes: Basically, I just wanted to bully Danji, but then Danji bullied Teppei and I had fun XD
Two Is More Than One
Tachibana Danji has already dealt with a lot of shit in his two years as a police officer, but some youngster coming up to him, hitting him in the chest like a mad man and calling him names like "freaking idiot" and "self-centred tanned pseudo cosplayer" was definitely a first. The latter he found rather interesting.
Shoving the boy away with the least strength necessary to not hurt him, he glared at the other one.
Angry eyes, glared up at him and Danji's mouth fell open in shock.
"Now you are keeping your dumb mouth shut?" The youth crossed his arms and looked at him challenging.
"What?" Danji got out.
"I was always considerate of you and always by your side and that is how you thank me? You fucking disappear!" The other man was by now screaming at him, but Danji could also see incredible pain in his eyes.
"There might be a misunderstanding."
"A misunderstanding? If you think dyeing your hair back black and playing around in a police uniform, will prevent you from ever seeing me again then you are damn mistaken."
Danji spotted an opening and pulled out his badge and held it under the other man's nose.
"Am I supposed to be impressed now?"
"Look, whoever you are looking for it is not me."
"Yeah right." The younger man said sarcastically.
"I am too tired to deal with shit like that." Danji said and grabbed the youth to drag him to the police car. The other was too dumbstruck to argue and looked at him warily as he sat down in the driver seat.
"Look, that might be not a good idea. We could get in serious trouble for stealing a police car."
At least that guy had some sense in him.
"Let that be my problem." Danji said and drove to the closest police station. The boy next to him was ominously silent.
Danji gave the youth a sign to follow him and as they arrived, they strolled into the police station.
"Shimura, there is someone wanting to give up a report for a missing person." He bellowed and the boy looked at him warily.
"Don't dump your workload on me, you idiot." Shimura walked into the room with an annoyed face, but Danji had the utter delight of seeing Shimura turn white like a sheet within seconds and tumble down on the closest chair while his lips formed a perfect 'o'.
"Do you have a younger twin?" Danji asked amused.
"Twins have the same age. You don't even know that?" Shimura was recovering slowly as he stared at his double that was just a little younger and had bad taste in hair if someone asked Danji.
The younger man looked as shocked as his colleague and Danji pulled a chair helpfully under his ass as his legs gave in.
Shimura and that boy stared at each other for long minutes.
"What the fuck is this shit?" The younger version of Shimura stuttered.
Shimura opened and closed his mouth. Then he turned to Danji.
"It is not April's Fool Day. You didn't need to go all out."
Danji snorted.
"If I really wanted to rile you up, I would just hide your porn and not go to such trouble as to find someone with the same freaking face." He said with a look on his face that should show it was obvious. Because seriously, one Shimura Teppei was enough to handle. Who might want a second of that sort?
"So you are looking for someone?" Shimura tried to be as professional as he ever got and Danji leant against the table, because he was not going to miss this show.
"I am not sure." The boy finally said and sent Danji an unsure look. "I thought I found him."
"That is Tachibana Danji." Shimura said helpfully.
"Do you have a younger twin, too?" The boy asked him and Danji quirked an eyebrow. That boy was giving him a nice chance to piss Shimura off. He might like him.
"Twins have the same age. You don't even know that?" He said with entire too much smugness and just like he predicted, Shimura growled at having his words stolen.
"Stealing other's words?" The boy said cockily and Danji might not like him after all.
"No, I don't have a younger look-alike, smartass."
"What's your name? What is his name?" Shimura asked and pulled out a form. Oh, how they hated administrative work, but today it was Shimura that had to do it, so Danji just grinned.
"You took the wrong one, Shimura."
His work mate's ears became red and then he glared at him.
"I know that, too."
"Just testing me?" Danji said with a broad smile, because really, they both knew that was not true.
Shimura pulled a grimace and then bit his tongue to not walk into another one of his traps. It was truly a pity the other was actually learning from his mistakes. Something he had not deemed possible some years ago.
"My name is Kujo Kazuma and I am looking for Minato Ryosuke." Kazuma said and licked nervously his lips as Shimura filled the blanks.
"When did he disappear?"
"A week ago."
Shimura looked up from the form and frowned. "That long already? Does his mother know? Why hasn't a report already been filled out?"
"Ryosuke likes to do things on his own. It is not unusual for him to stay out and not come home." Kazuma looked down on his hands as he continued. "Just normally, he spends such nights at my place."
"Why didn't you say anything?"
"He hates troubling people and his mother easily worries. I thought I would find him without a problem. So far, I could always figure him out." The youth looked clearly troubled and guilty.
Danji placed a hand on his shoulder.
"We will search for him. How old is he and what does he look like? Do you have a picture?"
"He is nineteen and looks like you." Kazuma looked seriously at Danji.
"Do you have a picture?" Shimura asked again and Kazuma pulled his phone out. After some seconds, the boy showed them a picture.
"He has got better hair than you do."
Danji stared incredulously at Shimura. Better hair? In what universe? Then his work mate frowned.
"Creepy how much you look alike."
"I am older. I had those looks first." Danji simply said and took the youth's phone and sent the picture to their computer.
"It won't get him into trouble that I came here, will it?" Kazuma looked obviously uncomfortable and Danji felt something strange as mother instincts kick in for that kid. Weird.
"Of course not, don't worry. But he is still a minor, so it is a serious issue if he disappears for such a long time." Danji said in that yucky soothing voice they had been taught for situations like that.
"Right and while we take care of the last details, my overly lazy, but dear co-worker will move his ass and get the information around."
Sometimes he really felt like strangling Shimura. That mouth should be put to better use than taunting him, but then again, the first thing that popped up in his mind at such occasions would be considered unsuitable for the workplace. Though, Shimura's lips would surely feel nice.
He hadn't got laid in a while. And damn, this was annoying and ungrateful footwork Shimura made him do.
The last thing he heard as he turned to leave almost made him stumble over his feet.
"I love how you do your hair. How do you get it that curly?"
If good taste could be bought, he would send Shimura to the closest convenience store as soon as possible.
When Danji was done and every police officer patrolling knew he should in the meantime of searching for criminals, look for a high school boy that looked like 'know-it-all Tachibana Danji', he returned to his desk and growled at the note that was lying there.
"Good work - I heard it took two hours <3" S.T.
Crumbling the paper in his hand, he growled.
"What would I give to bend you over and give you a good spanking?"
"Kinky, kinky."
Danji swirled around and sighed. Fate was certainly cruel.
"And here I was so kind as to bring you dinner." Shimura said and pouted dramatically as he put a steaming bowl on his table.
"The ramen is soggy." Danji remarked unhappily.
"I had to eat my dinner after all, too. Moreover, who told you to take that long?"
"You know exactly how unlikely it is for our executive suite to act fast."
The way Shimura's lips stretched into a smile confirmed exactly that.
"You really deserve that spanking."
Shimura made a thoughtful face.
"But I don't agree to deals that are not for my benefit."
"You don't agree to a spanking? You have me surprised here." Danji said sarcastically.
"But there are certainly more enjoyable things we could do." Shimura looked pointedly at his crotch and Danji lifted a sceptical eyebrow.
"Suggesting something like that could be conducted as sexual harassment at work."
"Oh, can't you for once forget the stick in your ass and admit to having stared at my ass more than once?"
"That ass is not even nice to begin with."
"You would know, but you don't know that it is certainly worth a fuck."
Danji licked his lips. So this was actually about him fucking Shimura? He couldn't admit he had never thought about it. That might be just as appealing as a well deserved spanking.
"We are at work."
"So? All the family dads are already at home with their wives and the ones working will be patrolling for a few more hours." Shimura said and rolled his eyes.
Danji weighted his options.
"I like it rough."
That kind of set things for Danji. Who was he to say no to that?
"I'll bend you over your table."
Shimura hummed appreciatively and then went to his drawer and retrieved lube and condoms.
"You would keep something like this in an unlocked drawer, wouldn't you?"
"Well, who would have expected it would take you that long to grow some balls."
"Careful, I think you would want to sit down tomorrow."
Shimura smiled at him condescendingly.
"We will see."
A spanking might be a better idea after all. Nevertheless, Danji moved next to Shimura and shoved some stuff on his table to the side to make space for the other.
"How romantic, thank you." Shimura said pert, but before Danji could comment on that, the other had already shoved his own pants and underwear down and stroked his cock.
"So much about foreplay." Danji muttered and received another condescending look for his slowness. Well, two could play that game. It would be Shimura who would have to sit on that ass tomorrow and not him.
Without anymore precedent actions, he grabbed the other by the waist and spun him around so his ass pressed against his crotch. He moved his hands to the other's front and opened the buttons of his shirt. Tugging it out of the way, Danji pressed his lips to the other's nape and scrapped his teeth over the sensitive skin. Shimura yelped when he flicked one of his nipples. The other certainly had enough sensitive spots to entertain him.
Of course that mouth wouldn't be still during sex either and Shimura groaned as Danji rubbed against him. For once it was in their favour the cloth of their pants was so rough. It had to be stimulating at Shimura's butt. He could feel the other's arms moving at his front. Therefore, Danji nudged the other forward and when they were near the table, took Shimura's hands and placed them on the tabletop.
"Keep your hands off yourself. If you are that great, try to come around my cock."
Shimura sucked in a breath at his words and Danji smiled satisfied. His stubborn co-worker would come untouched even if it would kill him. Sometimes it was handy the other had eaten pride with spoons as a kid.
Danji was starting to feel uncomfortable in his pants so he shoved them down along with his boxers and rubbed his now free cock along the other's butt crack. God, it felt good. His partner had to feel similar and got even more vocal. Shimura stuck his butt out as much as he could and braced himself on the table. The other was actually quite hot like that and that mouth wasn't even annoying when it was busy moaning. As he noticed his tip getting wet, he snatched one of the condoms and rolled it on. He also put one on Shimura, because he already knew who would otherwise crawl around on his knees and clean up the traitorous traces of their sex. Shimura would care less and just taunt him again for being such a worrywart.
He also took the lube. Maybe he was a little sadistic, but he felt some satisfaction as he let a droplet drip at the start of Shimura's butt crack and the lube slowly crawled its way down to the other's pink hole. The lube had to be cold. Shimura cursed and wiggled his ass.
"Would you get to it?"
"Hm." Danji made a non-comical noise. It was a blessing Shimura couldn't see his smug face. With all the time in the world, he lubed up his fingers and circled them over the other's twitching hole.
"Tachibana!"
"Just getting acquainted with your body." Danji answered nonchalantly and chose that moment to push the first finger in. Surprised, he moaned as the other sucked his finger basically all the way in. Someone was very willing and aroused.
"Wow." The other was tight and warm around his finger and Danji felt his erection strain. Maybe he had to hurry up a little after all.
"Told you so." But there was a hitch to Shimura's voice and Danji figured he should be so gracious as to make the other hitch some more. It only took a few seconds. Danji grinned as the other withered and he kept rubbing that nice little spot.
"Even my grandma would be faster than that."
Danji sighed as Shimura bitched at him.
"I truly hope you don't do this with your grandmother." Pulling his finger out, he pressed back in with three. That definitely quieted any protest of him being too slow.
It was quite fascinating to watch the muscles in the other's back work as he adjusted to the intrusion and as the pleasure came back to him full force. Especially, the muscles around his shoulder blades moved nicely. Danji would like a picture of that.
Danji curled his fingers and spread them in the tight passage. As Shimura became very vocal again, he finger fucked him slowly, but built the pace up rapidly.
"If you want me to come around your dick, you should hurry or it will be too late for that." Shimura pressed out.
"Well, now that would be a pity, wouldn't it?" Danji said and lubed himself up throughout. He pulled the other's thighs a little bit further apart and placed his hands on his hips as he slowly pushed in.
Shimura moaned and he echoed the noise. Maybe they should have done this the first day they met. Danji felt a lot of tension seep out of his shoulders as he had almost pushed in all the way and savoured the feeling of being held in a tight velvet grip. Without asking whether Shimura was ready, because really, he would only get a cheeky remark for his effort, he pulled out and pushed back in. With each thrust, he urged Shimura to take him deeper and he moaned satisfied as he felt the other's ass and thighs against his thighs. The other contracted his muscles around him rhythmically and Danji set a fast and sharp pace for them to keep Shimura on his toes. When Danji noticed that he could brush the other's prostate stronger if he kept his thrust slightly shallower, he did just that. Shimura's body jerked and he moved his ass more towards him while at the same time letting his arms give in and placing his chest on the table.
That might be the sexiest thing Danji had ever seen.
He let his head roll back and moved his hips with instinct. The other felt so good and he never would have figured that the other's noises could be such a turn on. Letting himself fall forward, he mouthed at Shimura's skin. The other squeezed him tightly and a sudden idea hit Danji. That surely would give Shimura a kick out of it. Clumsily, he smeared some more lube on his fingers and moved his hand down where they were joined.
"Oh shit!" Shimura cursed and it took all of what was left of Danji's concentration to keep pressing the tip of his finger against the other's prostate while still keeping somewhat of a pace to his thrusts. It didn't quite work since his finger was too short and the angle all wrong, but it was enough. All the muscles of Shimura's butt contracted as the other experienced a powerful orgasm. Danji fucked him through it with shallow thrusts, but he was glad when the other came down and he could pull his finger out. That had been quite a number on his wrist. Shimura slumped on the table and Danji pulled him up by his hips. Deeply, he penetrated the other and enjoyed the orgasmic aftershocks that went through the other's whole body. It didn't take long for him to come as well.
Spent, he laid his head on Shimura's back.
A heavenly silence followed their sex and all Danji could hear was Shimura's breathing and how the other's heart slowed down in his chest.
When moving became an option again, Danji stood back up properly and carefully pulled out of the other while holding onto the condom. Silently, they took care of their appearances and he had to admit that in the dim light of the police station and with the flushed cheeks, Shimura looked rather beautiful.
"You are better than my vibrator, who would have thought so?" Shimura said and straightened his clothes.
Danji twitched and grabbed Shimura by the nape. Licking his way into the other's mouth, he throughout ravished him. The other's tongue was as quick to tango with him as it was to insult him.
"Sometimes, I'd really like to strangle you for your big mouth."
"Breath play, huh?" Shimura said. "Not quite mine. If you want to enjoy my ass again, you should keep your hands gentle around that neck."
"I was not being serious."
"I know. Doesn't mean, I can't have my fun." Shimura winked and blew him a kiss before he strolled out of the room.
"Fuck my life." Danji groaned. "That ramen must be inedible by now."
The next day came and Danji felt some utter satisfaction as Shimura didn't let himself drop on his chair like a dead weight like usually, but rather sat down carefully. It was childish and really, really below him, but he couldn't stop himself from thinking continuously: I banged that ass. I so did.
Maybe Shimura's pubertal hormones were transferring over to his brain. Yikes!
"Oi Tachibana, we found your son."
Shimura snorted into his coffee and Danji sighed. Why was satisfaction always that damn short-lived? Why wasn't there an expiration date of at least two weeks on the stuff?
"Coming." Danji left to meet his 'younger twin', because he truly preferred that over 'son'.
In the room indeed sat a boy that could have been his son if he had been very, very premature as a boy.
"Wow." Minato Ryosuke uttered and looked him up and down from head to toe. "Good to know the girly features won't be as prominent when I get older."
Danji was really glad Shimura was not there.
"Dark hair helps, too." Danji said and sat down opposite the boy, but Ryosuke only shrugged his shoulders. Before Danji could start talking, Shimura strolled into the room.
"I called your friend. He will be on his way."
"Kazuma seriously went to the police because of me?" Ryosuke asked and sighed. "That idiot."
"You were gone for a week."
"I just helped out an uncle to earn some extra cash for the summer break. Probably shouldn't have forgotten the recharging cable for my phone."
"Or you should have told your friend you left in the first place." Danji remarked.
"He would have just told me it is okay and didn't have to work. He worries more than my mother."
Shimura and Danji shared a look. At least things were getting solved calmly.
"But hey, did you and Kazuma already meet?" Ryosuke asked Shimura.
"Yes, we did."
"That must have been a sight to behold. I bet he freaked."
"They both did." Danji piqued and he and Ryosuke shared an amused look.
"Irks, two of those." Shimura muttered as the door burst open and the boy from yesterday hollered inside. Danji would truly like to quote Shimura's sentence from just now.
"Ryosuke! How dare you!" Kazuma grabbed his friend by the collar and shook him roughly and Danji worried whether they had to step in. But Ryosuke watched on calmly and let his friend shake him and seemed to wait out the rant with more swearwords than any common dictionary had words. Kazuma was breathing hard when he was done cussing and shaking.
"I missed you, too, love." Ryosuke said and pressed their lips together. The other's stance slumped and suddenly they were touching each other everywhere.
Danji opened his mouth and closed it again. Then he went to Shimura and dragged him out of the room.
"We are going to let them have sex at the police station?"
"That coming from you, but honestly, do you want to be the one to interrupt them?"
"Well no, I guess not." Shimura sighed and then smiled brightly, too brightly. "Aren't you responsible for administrative stuff? Have fun!"
One of those was truly enough. Ryosuke better took the other with him.
"Yes, I do." And with that Danji walked past Shimura and slapped him on the ass. The other cursed. Shimura couldn't always have the last word, could he?
An hour later, slightly embarrassed but happy, Ryosuke and Kazuma showed their faces again and Danji took care of the last details with them.
"Kazuma, call the others. If you made them that worried over me, you should take care of the mess." Ryosuke then said and gave his friend a slap on the ass. Danji pointedly ignored that. Somehow, it was too familiar to be comfortable.
"Okay, okay..." Kazuma mumbled and left to make the calls.
"Hey, how did you make him that meek?" Danji asked interested. "I have there someone I would like to be less thick-headed, too."
Ryosuke made a thoughtful face.
"You have to make him fall in love with you."
"And how do I do that?" Danji asked not very convinced.
"You have to fall madly in love with him first." Ryosuke said with a broad grin and Danji groaned.
"Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass he is?"
"That's the great thing about love, you won't notice anymore." The younger man said and laughed at the face Danji pulled.
"Is love a numbing painkiller or what?"
"One could say that, but the side effects are nicer. Or did you ever have steamy and passionate sex thanks to a painkiller?"
Sometimes logic was unarguable, Danji conceded.
He returned to his table after showing those two out and lifted a suspicious eyebrow as Shimura immediately bounced up to him. Way too shipper for such a sore ass.
"Can I use my new curler on you? It is always stupid to try new stuff on oneself." Shimura looked cutely and way too innocently at him.
Maybe a painkiller for headaches might be better after all. Logic and Shimura Teppei had never crossed paths anyway.
Author: yume16
Disclaimer: My idea. That's all.
Beta: /
Pairing(s): KitaFuji (Tachibana Danji/Shimura Teppei + Minato Ryosuke/Kujo Kazuma) BeginnerS!/Misaki #1
Rating: NC-17
Genre: humor
Warnings: Crossover
Summary: Life is hard, even as a police officer.
Author Notes: Basically, I just wanted to bully Danji, but then Danji bullied Teppei and I had fun XD
Two Is More Than One
Tachibana Danji has already dealt with a lot of shit in his two years as a police officer, but some youngster coming up to him, hitting him in the chest like a mad man and calling him names like "freaking idiot" and "self-centred tanned pseudo cosplayer" was definitely a first. The latter he found rather interesting.
Shoving the boy away with the least strength necessary to not hurt him, he glared at the other one.
Angry eyes, glared up at him and Danji's mouth fell open in shock.
"Now you are keeping your dumb mouth shut?" The youth crossed his arms and looked at him challenging.
"What?" Danji got out.
"I was always considerate of you and always by your side and that is how you thank me? You fucking disappear!" The other man was by now screaming at him, but Danji could also see incredible pain in his eyes.
"There might be a misunderstanding."
"A misunderstanding? If you think dyeing your hair back black and playing around in a police uniform, will prevent you from ever seeing me again then you are damn mistaken."
Danji spotted an opening and pulled out his badge and held it under the other man's nose.
"Am I supposed to be impressed now?"
"Look, whoever you are looking for it is not me."
"Yeah right." The younger man said sarcastically.
"I am too tired to deal with shit like that." Danji said and grabbed the youth to drag him to the police car. The other was too dumbstruck to argue and looked at him warily as he sat down in the driver seat.
"Look, that might be not a good idea. We could get in serious trouble for stealing a police car."
At least that guy had some sense in him.
"Let that be my problem." Danji said and drove to the closest police station. The boy next to him was ominously silent.
Danji gave the youth a sign to follow him and as they arrived, they strolled into the police station.
"Shimura, there is someone wanting to give up a report for a missing person." He bellowed and the boy looked at him warily.
"Don't dump your workload on me, you idiot." Shimura walked into the room with an annoyed face, but Danji had the utter delight of seeing Shimura turn white like a sheet within seconds and tumble down on the closest chair while his lips formed a perfect 'o'.
"Do you have a younger twin?" Danji asked amused.
"Twins have the same age. You don't even know that?" Shimura was recovering slowly as he stared at his double that was just a little younger and had bad taste in hair if someone asked Danji.
The younger man looked as shocked as his colleague and Danji pulled a chair helpfully under his ass as his legs gave in.
Shimura and that boy stared at each other for long minutes.
"What the fuck is this shit?" The younger version of Shimura stuttered.
Shimura opened and closed his mouth. Then he turned to Danji.
"It is not April's Fool Day. You didn't need to go all out."
Danji snorted.
"If I really wanted to rile you up, I would just hide your porn and not go to such trouble as to find someone with the same freaking face." He said with a look on his face that should show it was obvious. Because seriously, one Shimura Teppei was enough to handle. Who might want a second of that sort?
"So you are looking for someone?" Shimura tried to be as professional as he ever got and Danji leant against the table, because he was not going to miss this show.
"I am not sure." The boy finally said and sent Danji an unsure look. "I thought I found him."
"That is Tachibana Danji." Shimura said helpfully.
"Do you have a younger twin, too?" The boy asked him and Danji quirked an eyebrow. That boy was giving him a nice chance to piss Shimura off. He might like him.
"Twins have the same age. You don't even know that?" He said with entire too much smugness and just like he predicted, Shimura growled at having his words stolen.
"Stealing other's words?" The boy said cockily and Danji might not like him after all.
"No, I don't have a younger look-alike, smartass."
"What's your name? What is his name?" Shimura asked and pulled out a form. Oh, how they hated administrative work, but today it was Shimura that had to do it, so Danji just grinned.
"You took the wrong one, Shimura."
His work mate's ears became red and then he glared at him.
"I know that, too."
"Just testing me?" Danji said with a broad smile, because really, they both knew that was not true.
Shimura pulled a grimace and then bit his tongue to not walk into another one of his traps. It was truly a pity the other was actually learning from his mistakes. Something he had not deemed possible some years ago.
"My name is Kujo Kazuma and I am looking for Minato Ryosuke." Kazuma said and licked nervously his lips as Shimura filled the blanks.
"When did he disappear?"
"A week ago."
Shimura looked up from the form and frowned. "That long already? Does his mother know? Why hasn't a report already been filled out?"
"Ryosuke likes to do things on his own. It is not unusual for him to stay out and not come home." Kazuma looked down on his hands as he continued. "Just normally, he spends such nights at my place."
"Why didn't you say anything?"
"He hates troubling people and his mother easily worries. I thought I would find him without a problem. So far, I could always figure him out." The youth looked clearly troubled and guilty.
Danji placed a hand on his shoulder.
"We will search for him. How old is he and what does he look like? Do you have a picture?"
"He is nineteen and looks like you." Kazuma looked seriously at Danji.
"Do you have a picture?" Shimura asked again and Kazuma pulled his phone out. After some seconds, the boy showed them a picture.
"He has got better hair than you do."
Danji stared incredulously at Shimura. Better hair? In what universe? Then his work mate frowned.
"Creepy how much you look alike."
"I am older. I had those looks first." Danji simply said and took the youth's phone and sent the picture to their computer.
"It won't get him into trouble that I came here, will it?" Kazuma looked obviously uncomfortable and Danji felt something strange as mother instincts kick in for that kid. Weird.
"Of course not, don't worry. But he is still a minor, so it is a serious issue if he disappears for such a long time." Danji said in that yucky soothing voice they had been taught for situations like that.
"Right and while we take care of the last details, my overly lazy, but dear co-worker will move his ass and get the information around."
Sometimes he really felt like strangling Shimura. That mouth should be put to better use than taunting him, but then again, the first thing that popped up in his mind at such occasions would be considered unsuitable for the workplace. Though, Shimura's lips would surely feel nice.
He hadn't got laid in a while. And damn, this was annoying and ungrateful footwork Shimura made him do.
The last thing he heard as he turned to leave almost made him stumble over his feet.
"I love how you do your hair. How do you get it that curly?"
If good taste could be bought, he would send Shimura to the closest convenience store as soon as possible.
When Danji was done and every police officer patrolling knew he should in the meantime of searching for criminals, look for a high school boy that looked like 'know-it-all Tachibana Danji', he returned to his desk and growled at the note that was lying there.
"Good work - I heard it took two hours <3" S.T.
Crumbling the paper in his hand, he growled.
"What would I give to bend you over and give you a good spanking?"
"Kinky, kinky."
Danji swirled around and sighed. Fate was certainly cruel.
"And here I was so kind as to bring you dinner." Shimura said and pouted dramatically as he put a steaming bowl on his table.
"The ramen is soggy." Danji remarked unhappily.
"I had to eat my dinner after all, too. Moreover, who told you to take that long?"
"You know exactly how unlikely it is for our executive suite to act fast."
The way Shimura's lips stretched into a smile confirmed exactly that.
"You really deserve that spanking."
Shimura made a thoughtful face.
"But I don't agree to deals that are not for my benefit."
"You don't agree to a spanking? You have me surprised here." Danji said sarcastically.
"But there are certainly more enjoyable things we could do." Shimura looked pointedly at his crotch and Danji lifted a sceptical eyebrow.
"Suggesting something like that could be conducted as sexual harassment at work."
"Oh, can't you for once forget the stick in your ass and admit to having stared at my ass more than once?"
"That ass is not even nice to begin with."
"You would know, but you don't know that it is certainly worth a fuck."
Danji licked his lips. So this was actually about him fucking Shimura? He couldn't admit he had never thought about it. That might be just as appealing as a well deserved spanking.
"We are at work."
"So? All the family dads are already at home with their wives and the ones working will be patrolling for a few more hours." Shimura said and rolled his eyes.
Danji weighted his options.
"I like it rough."
That kind of set things for Danji. Who was he to say no to that?
"I'll bend you over your table."
Shimura hummed appreciatively and then went to his drawer and retrieved lube and condoms.
"You would keep something like this in an unlocked drawer, wouldn't you?"
"Well, who would have expected it would take you that long to grow some balls."
"Careful, I think you would want to sit down tomorrow."
Shimura smiled at him condescendingly.
"We will see."
A spanking might be a better idea after all. Nevertheless, Danji moved next to Shimura and shoved some stuff on his table to the side to make space for the other.
"How romantic, thank you." Shimura said pert, but before Danji could comment on that, the other had already shoved his own pants and underwear down and stroked his cock.
"So much about foreplay." Danji muttered and received another condescending look for his slowness. Well, two could play that game. It would be Shimura who would have to sit on that ass tomorrow and not him.
Without anymore precedent actions, he grabbed the other by the waist and spun him around so his ass pressed against his crotch. He moved his hands to the other's front and opened the buttons of his shirt. Tugging it out of the way, Danji pressed his lips to the other's nape and scrapped his teeth over the sensitive skin. Shimura yelped when he flicked one of his nipples. The other certainly had enough sensitive spots to entertain him.
Of course that mouth wouldn't be still during sex either and Shimura groaned as Danji rubbed against him. For once it was in their favour the cloth of their pants was so rough. It had to be stimulating at Shimura's butt. He could feel the other's arms moving at his front. Therefore, Danji nudged the other forward and when they were near the table, took Shimura's hands and placed them on the tabletop.
"Keep your hands off yourself. If you are that great, try to come around my cock."
Shimura sucked in a breath at his words and Danji smiled satisfied. His stubborn co-worker would come untouched even if it would kill him. Sometimes it was handy the other had eaten pride with spoons as a kid.
Danji was starting to feel uncomfortable in his pants so he shoved them down along with his boxers and rubbed his now free cock along the other's butt crack. God, it felt good. His partner had to feel similar and got even more vocal. Shimura stuck his butt out as much as he could and braced himself on the table. The other was actually quite hot like that and that mouth wasn't even annoying when it was busy moaning. As he noticed his tip getting wet, he snatched one of the condoms and rolled it on. He also put one on Shimura, because he already knew who would otherwise crawl around on his knees and clean up the traitorous traces of their sex. Shimura would care less and just taunt him again for being such a worrywart.
He also took the lube. Maybe he was a little sadistic, but he felt some satisfaction as he let a droplet drip at the start of Shimura's butt crack and the lube slowly crawled its way down to the other's pink hole. The lube had to be cold. Shimura cursed and wiggled his ass.
"Would you get to it?"
"Hm." Danji made a non-comical noise. It was a blessing Shimura couldn't see his smug face. With all the time in the world, he lubed up his fingers and circled them over the other's twitching hole.
"Tachibana!"
"Just getting acquainted with your body." Danji answered nonchalantly and chose that moment to push the first finger in. Surprised, he moaned as the other sucked his finger basically all the way in. Someone was very willing and aroused.
"Wow." The other was tight and warm around his finger and Danji felt his erection strain. Maybe he had to hurry up a little after all.
"Told you so." But there was a hitch to Shimura's voice and Danji figured he should be so gracious as to make the other hitch some more. It only took a few seconds. Danji grinned as the other withered and he kept rubbing that nice little spot.
"Even my grandma would be faster than that."
Danji sighed as Shimura bitched at him.
"I truly hope you don't do this with your grandmother." Pulling his finger out, he pressed back in with three. That definitely quieted any protest of him being too slow.
It was quite fascinating to watch the muscles in the other's back work as he adjusted to the intrusion and as the pleasure came back to him full force. Especially, the muscles around his shoulder blades moved nicely. Danji would like a picture of that.
Danji curled his fingers and spread them in the tight passage. As Shimura became very vocal again, he finger fucked him slowly, but built the pace up rapidly.
"If you want me to come around your dick, you should hurry or it will be too late for that." Shimura pressed out.
"Well, now that would be a pity, wouldn't it?" Danji said and lubed himself up throughout. He pulled the other's thighs a little bit further apart and placed his hands on his hips as he slowly pushed in.
Shimura moaned and he echoed the noise. Maybe they should have done this the first day they met. Danji felt a lot of tension seep out of his shoulders as he had almost pushed in all the way and savoured the feeling of being held in a tight velvet grip. Without asking whether Shimura was ready, because really, he would only get a cheeky remark for his effort, he pulled out and pushed back in. With each thrust, he urged Shimura to take him deeper and he moaned satisfied as he felt the other's ass and thighs against his thighs. The other contracted his muscles around him rhythmically and Danji set a fast and sharp pace for them to keep Shimura on his toes. When Danji noticed that he could brush the other's prostate stronger if he kept his thrust slightly shallower, he did just that. Shimura's body jerked and he moved his ass more towards him while at the same time letting his arms give in and placing his chest on the table.
That might be the sexiest thing Danji had ever seen.
He let his head roll back and moved his hips with instinct. The other felt so good and he never would have figured that the other's noises could be such a turn on. Letting himself fall forward, he mouthed at Shimura's skin. The other squeezed him tightly and a sudden idea hit Danji. That surely would give Shimura a kick out of it. Clumsily, he smeared some more lube on his fingers and moved his hand down where they were joined.
"Oh shit!" Shimura cursed and it took all of what was left of Danji's concentration to keep pressing the tip of his finger against the other's prostate while still keeping somewhat of a pace to his thrusts. It didn't quite work since his finger was too short and the angle all wrong, but it was enough. All the muscles of Shimura's butt contracted as the other experienced a powerful orgasm. Danji fucked him through it with shallow thrusts, but he was glad when the other came down and he could pull his finger out. That had been quite a number on his wrist. Shimura slumped on the table and Danji pulled him up by his hips. Deeply, he penetrated the other and enjoyed the orgasmic aftershocks that went through the other's whole body. It didn't take long for him to come as well.
Spent, he laid his head on Shimura's back.
A heavenly silence followed their sex and all Danji could hear was Shimura's breathing and how the other's heart slowed down in his chest.
When moving became an option again, Danji stood back up properly and carefully pulled out of the other while holding onto the condom. Silently, they took care of their appearances and he had to admit that in the dim light of the police station and with the flushed cheeks, Shimura looked rather beautiful.
"You are better than my vibrator, who would have thought so?" Shimura said and straightened his clothes.
Danji twitched and grabbed Shimura by the nape. Licking his way into the other's mouth, he throughout ravished him. The other's tongue was as quick to tango with him as it was to insult him.
"Sometimes, I'd really like to strangle you for your big mouth."
"Breath play, huh?" Shimura said. "Not quite mine. If you want to enjoy my ass again, you should keep your hands gentle around that neck."
"I was not being serious."
"I know. Doesn't mean, I can't have my fun." Shimura winked and blew him a kiss before he strolled out of the room.
"Fuck my life." Danji groaned. "That ramen must be inedible by now."
The next day came and Danji felt some utter satisfaction as Shimura didn't let himself drop on his chair like a dead weight like usually, but rather sat down carefully. It was childish and really, really below him, but he couldn't stop himself from thinking continuously: I banged that ass. I so did.
Maybe Shimura's pubertal hormones were transferring over to his brain. Yikes!
"Oi Tachibana, we found your son."
Shimura snorted into his coffee and Danji sighed. Why was satisfaction always that damn short-lived? Why wasn't there an expiration date of at least two weeks on the stuff?
"Coming." Danji left to meet his 'younger twin', because he truly preferred that over 'son'.
In the room indeed sat a boy that could have been his son if he had been very, very premature as a boy.
"Wow." Minato Ryosuke uttered and looked him up and down from head to toe. "Good to know the girly features won't be as prominent when I get older."
Danji was really glad Shimura was not there.
"Dark hair helps, too." Danji said and sat down opposite the boy, but Ryosuke only shrugged his shoulders. Before Danji could start talking, Shimura strolled into the room.
"I called your friend. He will be on his way."
"Kazuma seriously went to the police because of me?" Ryosuke asked and sighed. "That idiot."
"You were gone for a week."
"I just helped out an uncle to earn some extra cash for the summer break. Probably shouldn't have forgotten the recharging cable for my phone."
"Or you should have told your friend you left in the first place." Danji remarked.
"He would have just told me it is okay and didn't have to work. He worries more than my mother."
Shimura and Danji shared a look. At least things were getting solved calmly.
"But hey, did you and Kazuma already meet?" Ryosuke asked Shimura.
"Yes, we did."
"That must have been a sight to behold. I bet he freaked."
"They both did." Danji piqued and he and Ryosuke shared an amused look.
"Irks, two of those." Shimura muttered as the door burst open and the boy from yesterday hollered inside. Danji would truly like to quote Shimura's sentence from just now.
"Ryosuke! How dare you!" Kazuma grabbed his friend by the collar and shook him roughly and Danji worried whether they had to step in. But Ryosuke watched on calmly and let his friend shake him and seemed to wait out the rant with more swearwords than any common dictionary had words. Kazuma was breathing hard when he was done cussing and shaking.
"I missed you, too, love." Ryosuke said and pressed their lips together. The other's stance slumped and suddenly they were touching each other everywhere.
Danji opened his mouth and closed it again. Then he went to Shimura and dragged him out of the room.
"We are going to let them have sex at the police station?"
"That coming from you, but honestly, do you want to be the one to interrupt them?"
"Well no, I guess not." Shimura sighed and then smiled brightly, too brightly. "Aren't you responsible for administrative stuff? Have fun!"
One of those was truly enough. Ryosuke better took the other with him.
"Yes, I do." And with that Danji walked past Shimura and slapped him on the ass. The other cursed. Shimura couldn't always have the last word, could he?
An hour later, slightly embarrassed but happy, Ryosuke and Kazuma showed their faces again and Danji took care of the last details with them.
"Kazuma, call the others. If you made them that worried over me, you should take care of the mess." Ryosuke then said and gave his friend a slap on the ass. Danji pointedly ignored that. Somehow, it was too familiar to be comfortable.
"Okay, okay..." Kazuma mumbled and left to make the calls.
"Hey, how did you make him that meek?" Danji asked interested. "I have there someone I would like to be less thick-headed, too."
Ryosuke made a thoughtful face.
"You have to make him fall in love with you."
"And how do I do that?" Danji asked not very convinced.
"You have to fall madly in love with him first." Ryosuke said with a broad grin and Danji groaned.
"Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass he is?"
"That's the great thing about love, you won't notice anymore." The younger man said and laughed at the face Danji pulled.
"Is love a numbing painkiller or what?"
"One could say that, but the side effects are nicer. Or did you ever have steamy and passionate sex thanks to a painkiller?"
Sometimes logic was unarguable, Danji conceded.
He returned to his table after showing those two out and lifted a suspicious eyebrow as Shimura immediately bounced up to him. Way too shipper for such a sore ass.
"Can I use my new curler on you? It is always stupid to try new stuff on oneself." Shimura looked cutely and way too innocently at him.
Maybe a painkiller for headaches might be better after all. Logic and Shimura Teppei had never crossed paths anyway.