BILLY MAYS SIMS. THEY ARE HERE.

Jul 24, 2009 22:47


GIANT PICTURESPAM AHOY!
I find these half amusing and half disturbing.


THIS IS BILLY MAYS.


HI I'M BILLY MAYS

HE ASPIRES TO BE RICH.



HE LIKES TO SELL PRODUCTS.


"HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO SELL YOU 'TRASH!'"

HE OFTEN WATCHES HIS OWN COMMERCIALS.



HE IS ALWAYS SMILING. IT'S KINDA CREEPY.



THIS IS HIS FRIEND ANTHONY SULLIVAN.


WE'LL CALL HIM SULLY.

HE LIKES THE NEIGHBOR'S BOOBS.



HE'S QUITE THE NEAT FREAK. I SOMEHOW FIND THIS IMAGE INCHARACTER.



HE'S ALSO QUITE THE THINKER.


"I wonder if I can sell this..."



"Please buy my product..."

A FEW MINUTES LATER. YES SHE DIED. THAT IS HER IN THE BACKGROUND.


"Another product SOLD!"

NEVER FEAR, SHE MANAGED TO REVIVE HERSELF. DEATH IS NEAR!!!! PROCEED TO THE NEXT FLOOR IMMEDIATELY!!!





"I AM LIKE SO SUING YOU!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"shit."

LIKE BILLY, HE ALSO ASPIRES TO BE RICH AND SMILES MOST OF THE TIME.
UNFORTUNATELY, SULLY'S SMILES ARE QUITE GOOFY.



THEY ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.


WHY DOES SULLY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE'S CRYING.

THEY HAVE COOL HANDSHAKES.



THEY PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER.





THEY TAKE STRANGE DISTURBING PHOTOS OF EACH OTHER.






SEE. SULLY'S FACE IS SO GOOFY.

THEY... UMM...



...TALK ABOUT THE MOON! YES, THEY TALK ABOUT THE MOON.



THEY... EVEN DO ...THAT!



YES, THEY REALLY DO LIKE EACH OTHER.



THEY REALLY DO.



THEY ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. LIKE THIS NEEDS REPEATING.



EXCEPT... SULLY WANTS TO BE SOMETHING MORE.


OMNOMNOM. *SPARKLY VAMPIRE POWERS DESU*

SULLY BEGS FOR APPROVAL.



BUT BILLY CAN'T ACCEPT HIS LOVE.





SULLY TRIES TO PERSUADE HIM. BILLY IS NOT IMPRESSED.



SULLY GIVES UP. BILLY'S HANDS CAN MERGE WITH HIS STOMACH I KNOW.



THIS ANGERS SULLY.



BILLY TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT HE IS NOT READY FOR A STEADY RELATIONSHIP YET.



SULLY CANNOT ACCEPT THIS AND TAKES THE VIOLENT METHOD.



BILLY PUNCHES BACK. AND SULLY LAUGHS AT BILLY'S FAILURE.



AFTER THIS, THEY FORGIVE EACH OTHER AND LAUGH AT THEIR MISTAKES. LIKE GOOD FRIENDS SHOULD.

AND SULLY'S WISH IS GRANTED.


SH-SHOULD I POST THAT SCENE IDK I DON'T WANNA BURN YOUR GUYS' EYES BUT MY BROTHER TOOK IT HIMSELF AND IT FEELS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO CONNECT TO ME BY MAKING YAOI STUFF SO THIS IS LIKE SIBLING BONDING YES SO IT FEELS LIKE I'M REJECTING HIS FRIENDSHIP BY NOT POSTING IT BUT THEN AGAIN IT IS INCREDIBLY DISTRUBING SO IDK.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE BILLY/SULLY SLASH!?

LOLOKAYYES :B
OHGODNO DX

THAT NIGHT...


I FIND THIS SO SAD ;A;

LOL OKAY SO YEAH. :B

spam, pics

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