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[yumejanai]

I'm sick of roommates. I know she's fucking shitfaced...it's her birthday, she's allowed I suppose. But our friend "G" (so to be anonomous) showed up and she pretty much molested him the entire evening. Somehow, after he left (he left because he felt that she was really going to cross a line that she'd regret), we somehow started talking about work

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[anonymous]

If necessary, I can pretend that I got lost in Seaworld and ended up backstage and claim she took advantage of my confusion to sexually assault me. Then they might let her go and all would be well. Except for the whole dishonesty thing. And she might recognize me. And I wouldn't be able to prove it all in court. Okay, this plan actually sucks. I'll go to bed now.

Elise the Incessant

[yumejanai]

ELISE IS BACK!!!! :) That makes me happy.