#019 - Girlfriend - Inoo/Daiki
Title: Girlfriend
Pairing/s: Inoo Kei/Arioka Daiki
Summary: 5 times Daiki bugged Inoo to be his girlfriend.
Rating: PG
Genre: CRACK. Or at least an attempt on it
Warning: could have an OOC Daiki. It's for crack so forgive me? XD and its the prompt...
A.N.: I'm aware that someone else finished this before I did, but this was on my list of unfinished works from a long time ago and since iloveohmiya managed to complete her first Daikei (/rejoices!), I figured I should finish this too instead of just letting it collect virtual dust. And so yes, this is for her :D From the long ago Inoo-thon.
5
“I want a Pocky”
Inoo just looked at Daiki, confused. Daiki repeated the words again like a mantra until Inoo asked him what’s going on.
“I figured being a girlfriend meant demanding things that she would want. I want a Pocky now.” Daiki stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Who is the girlfriend of whom?” Inoo asked after a moment of silence.
“I am your girlfriend, Kei-chan.”
Inoo just plugged in his earphones and listened to some foreign songs as Daiki whined from the lack of reaction (and Pocky).
--
4
“Dai-chan, what in the world are you wearing?”
Daiki was now wearing a knitted vest over his long-sleeved shirt, with brown pants and a long white laboratory coat. He was holding some wooden teacher’s stick in one hand, and a beaker in another. Daiki would’ve looked ridiculously handsome too if not for the fake moustache he kept arranging every two minutes.
“You said you want a forbidden love between a teacher and a student”. Daiki said. “As your girlfriend, I would want to fulfill your wildest fantasies”
“Dai-chan, I’m sorry to break it to you but a) you’re not my girlfriend, and b) did it ever occur to you that I would become the teacher in our case? Not to brag but I’m taller and probably smarter than you”
“Oh…” Daiki replied. “That’s fine! I thought you might say that so I brought some high school uniform for myself. Let me just get changed.”
Inoo dropped his blueprints when he saw Daiki change into a full girl’s sailor uniform.
--
3
“Tada! Daiki’s special curry JUST-FOR-YOU” Daiki blew a kiss to Inoo who couldn’t control laughing at the younger guy’s sudden feat. Daiki pouted due to Inoo’s reaction but proceeded on feeding Inoo anyways - a la girlfriend style. After a spoonful of curry, Inoo immediately reached for his glass of water and almost choked in a hurry.
“What’s wrong?” Daiki asked as he soothingly patted Inoo’s back.
“Why don’t you try it?” Inoo retorted once he calmed down.
Daiki tasted the curry himself and immediately coughed, hands trembling as he reached for the water himself.
“SPICY!” Daiki cried.
It was Inoo’s turn to pat Daiki’s back, begging him to not cook curry anymore.
--
2
The rest of the BEST members arrived at their dressing room with a wailing Daiki and a very annoyed Inoo.
“What happened?” Yabu asked.
“HE’S CHEATING ON ME!”
“I’m not!”
“He’s having fun with not just one, but two girls when he has me, his girlfriend!” Daiki emphasized the gravity of Inoo’s actions - whatever that was.
The gaze of the three men fell on Inoo that made the latter sigh. Despite being tiny, Daiki’s not vulnerable and rarely cried. Inoo knew that he had to face it sooner or later. Inoo just mouthed a ’Jam and An’ and the rest of the members knew.
“Lovers quarrel” Hikaru stated while both Takaki and Yabu nodded, which made Inoo growl.
--
1
Daiki called Inoo and brought an incredibly cute teacup poodle to him.
A teacup poodle in an actual teacup - and Daiki’s endearing expression whenever he petted the poodle was not helping.
“Kei-“
“NO.” Inoo refused even before Daiki finished his statement because only a fool could not see where this was going from the past events. He didn’t look back just in case Daiki looked like he was about to cry - Inoo couldn’t handle that.
--
(+1a)
“Did it ever occur to you that I don’t need a girlfriend?” Daiki could only pout when Inoo started their conversation with that line.
“I could use a boyfriend though. I mean, I already like someone who could be one. Although, he seems to be more obsessed with being my girlfriend.” Daiki took a moment to digest what Inoo suggested to him before he kissed the older man in his right cheek and hugged him with all his might.
Inoo could get used to this.
--
(+1b)
“If I’m the boyfriend, does that mean I get to top?” Daiki asked.
Inoo retracted his statement. Daiki was a force to be reckoned with.
(Only he couldn’t because he really liked the shorter guy, plus, he had enjoyed having a boyfriend in him).
Note: Jam and An are the names of Inoo's dogs. Just in case people don't know :)
Pairing/s: Inoo Kei/Arioka Daiki
Summary: 5 times Daiki bugged Inoo to be his girlfriend.
Rating: PG
Genre: CRACK. Or at least an attempt on it
Warning: could have an OOC Daiki. It's for crack so forgive me? XD and its the prompt...
A.N.: I'm aware that someone else finished this before I did, but this was on my list of unfinished works from a long time ago and since iloveohmiya managed to complete her first Daikei (/rejoices!), I figured I should finish this too instead of just letting it collect virtual dust. And so yes, this is for her :D From the long ago Inoo-thon.
5
“I want a Pocky”
Inoo just looked at Daiki, confused. Daiki repeated the words again like a mantra until Inoo asked him what’s going on.
“I figured being a girlfriend meant demanding things that she would want. I want a Pocky now.” Daiki stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Who is the girlfriend of whom?” Inoo asked after a moment of silence.
“I am your girlfriend, Kei-chan.”
Inoo just plugged in his earphones and listened to some foreign songs as Daiki whined from the lack of reaction (and Pocky).
--
4
“Dai-chan, what in the world are you wearing?”
Daiki was now wearing a knitted vest over his long-sleeved shirt, with brown pants and a long white laboratory coat. He was holding some wooden teacher’s stick in one hand, and a beaker in another. Daiki would’ve looked ridiculously handsome too if not for the fake moustache he kept arranging every two minutes.
“You said you want a forbidden love between a teacher and a student”. Daiki said. “As your girlfriend, I would want to fulfill your wildest fantasies”
“Dai-chan, I’m sorry to break it to you but a) you’re not my girlfriend, and b) did it ever occur to you that I would become the teacher in our case? Not to brag but I’m taller and probably smarter than you”
“Oh…” Daiki replied. “That’s fine! I thought you might say that so I brought some high school uniform for myself. Let me just get changed.”
Inoo dropped his blueprints when he saw Daiki change into a full girl’s sailor uniform.
--
3
“Tada! Daiki’s special curry JUST-FOR-YOU” Daiki blew a kiss to Inoo who couldn’t control laughing at the younger guy’s sudden feat. Daiki pouted due to Inoo’s reaction but proceeded on feeding Inoo anyways - a la girlfriend style. After a spoonful of curry, Inoo immediately reached for his glass of water and almost choked in a hurry.
“What’s wrong?” Daiki asked as he soothingly patted Inoo’s back.
“Why don’t you try it?” Inoo retorted once he calmed down.
Daiki tasted the curry himself and immediately coughed, hands trembling as he reached for the water himself.
“SPICY!” Daiki cried.
It was Inoo’s turn to pat Daiki’s back, begging him to not cook curry anymore.
--
2
The rest of the BEST members arrived at their dressing room with a wailing Daiki and a very annoyed Inoo.
“What happened?” Yabu asked.
“HE’S CHEATING ON ME!”
“I’m not!”
“He’s having fun with not just one, but two girls when he has me, his girlfriend!” Daiki emphasized the gravity of Inoo’s actions - whatever that was.
The gaze of the three men fell on Inoo that made the latter sigh. Despite being tiny, Daiki’s not vulnerable and rarely cried. Inoo knew that he had to face it sooner or later. Inoo just mouthed a ’Jam and An’ and the rest of the members knew.
“Lovers quarrel” Hikaru stated while both Takaki and Yabu nodded, which made Inoo growl.
--
1
Daiki called Inoo and brought an incredibly cute teacup poodle to him.
A teacup poodle in an actual teacup - and Daiki’s endearing expression whenever he petted the poodle was not helping.
“Kei-“
“NO.” Inoo refused even before Daiki finished his statement because only a fool could not see where this was going from the past events. He didn’t look back just in case Daiki looked like he was about to cry - Inoo couldn’t handle that.
--
(+1a)
“Did it ever occur to you that I don’t need a girlfriend?” Daiki could only pout when Inoo started their conversation with that line.
“I could use a boyfriend though. I mean, I already like someone who could be one. Although, he seems to be more obsessed with being my girlfriend.” Daiki took a moment to digest what Inoo suggested to him before he kissed the older man in his right cheek and hugged him with all his might.
Inoo could get used to this.
--
(+1b)
“If I’m the boyfriend, does that mean I get to top?” Daiki asked.
Inoo retracted his statement. Daiki was a force to be reckoned with.
(Only he couldn’t because he really liked the shorter guy, plus, he had enjoyed having a boyfriend in him).
Note: Jam and An are the names of Inoo's dogs. Just in case people don't know :)