Comments | yumi_ueda: i stole this from laurel

yumi_ueda

i stole this from laurel_tx

Dec 01, 2005 21:05

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

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cartoonfan02 December 2 2005, 02:49:59 UTC

I remember that one steamy night....because we were standing in a sauna and your clothes fell to the floor... because a big hairy guy walked in and scared you which made you drop the laundry basket. We left and got in your car and it started shaking all over. I told you to leave your pet kangaroo at home. Then we drove to the beach and had some great intercourse, I mean we talked for like hours. Good times, good times.

yumi_ueda December 2 2005, 02:51:09 UTC

that is horrifying
i can't even spell anymore
*shudder*

cartoonfan02 December 2 2005, 02:53:10 UTC

O not you, too. I try to write a simple, good story and people have to go ruining it with accusations of "sexual innuendos." You know what. You're a pervert. Gosh, what has it come to when a guy can't write a nice story without it being torn apart by others?

lethalegg December 2 2005, 03:46:14 UTC

Gosh, it's all so vague, but I'll never forget that time you rescued me from that erupting volcano...you swept me in your arms and dashed out of the way, avoiding the seeping lava and outrunning those alien spaceships looming overhead at the same time...this was, of course, after you managed to re-transform back into human, but I can't seem to remember what it was you were before you morphed...perhaps you could refresh my memory?

yumi_ueda December 2 2005, 03:53:53 UTC

ah, alex, i also vaguely recall saving your life from lava and aliens... risking blubber and fin to heroically scoop you up and waddle away quickly... oh wait i remember now i'd already tranformed back into my human form out of my penguin form... so maybe i didn't waddle :-)

coffeebean_ December 2 2005, 04:05:40 UTC

you gave me those pins.
and constantine stole them.
and NEVER gave em back.

yumi_ueda December 2 2005, 20:45:43 UTC

aww silly darbie!
that really happened....
:-/

darn constantine, he owes me like $20 bajilion dollars for that one time we went to detroit to see Kiss in concert and discovered him in a strip club only to discover that he was selling his body for tickets to see the concert, so we lent him the money...?
it happened, i swear!!

yumi_ueda December 2 2005, 20:46:52 UTC

and then we agreed that it was hopeless that he could ever earn money by selling his body, so he ended up having to pay people to take it?

laurel_tx December 2 2005, 16:15:38 UTC

I remember that time when we walked in on Cedric Diggory and Oliver Wood. They said they were just "working out some House to House tension to improve the overall morale," but I call it fucking.

And it was hott. So hott. It was really a shame when Wood graduated, but at least Diggory moved on and started doing Potter. Because that is ALWAYS fun to watch. You'd think that one of those two would be in Ravenclaw, with the stuff that they come up with. (shaking head to self) I'll never forget that night when Potter showed Diggory how to sneak into the kitchens, and they went through their food play phase. I'll never look at baked potato toppings with a straight face again!

yumi_ueda December 2 2005, 20:50:22 UTC

Ah, yes, I miss Wood
The rumors about his "biggerstaff" were not so far from the truth if what Cedric tells me is true, but if Cedric is telling the truth, then well... Harry has a lot of explaining to do
...
^_~