THIS SHIP IS TOTALLY SINKING

[yumjello]

*Reenactment*
7:43 riiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg.
Rolling over from the light slumber I fell into a mere 3 hours prior, I begin to open my eyes. "My alarm sounds strange." I thought to myself as I glanced at the phone. John Miller. "John Miller?" my brain, seeming to take minutes to register, finally recognizes the name. Fractions of a second

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[kirbs_22]

yesterday was the official "have the worst day ever day (at least until next year's WDE rolls around)" i skidded out on some ice. still managed to make it to work only to become the servant to a mass of snobish, incredibly pompous assholes who managed to derive that our store is messy. to which i politely resonded, "thanks for the update shirlock." Or one I hate even more, "How can you let your store get this messy." That one I just smile and say, "Well, personally I enjoy watching people dig through a table i just worked an hour on only to see it turned into a heaping mound of clothes." Or they get all pissy when they can't find a size 25Plus in that cute little mini skirt.

[yumjello]

yeah, hefers tend to have bad attitudes. I wonder if it's because they know they're fat