Comments | yumspaghetti: I keep watching in hopes that they will just make out already!

yumspaghetti

I keep watching in hopes that they will just make out already!

May 01, 2007 23:49

PS OMG Thank god for American Idol. AKA The Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell Lovefest. I retroactively apologize 80 million times for secretly thinking myself better than the 6 billion people who watch this show. I did not know what they knew: of the love that cannot be hidden, even on national television. I weep for all the moments I have missed in ( Read more... )

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longhairedbum May 2 2007, 04:25:05 UTC

Okay I'm drunk but are you saying that Simon Cowell would ever kiss someone? I feel that he is gross and no sane human would ever touch him.

yumspaghetti May 2 2007, 04:32:27 UTC

He is not GROSS! He's the only sane judge on that show! If Randy ever said anything than "Yo dog, check it out" and Paula ever said anything that didn't involve unicorns and candy canes, then maybe Simon wouldn't have to be so bitter. Besides, he has been transformed by his love for Ryan into a beautiful man in the first blush of passion!

Just watch this video on youtube and you will be convinced: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmR98c2Si20

And yes, he kissed LaKisha. But it was only because Ryan asked him to.

longhairedbum May 2 2007, 04:46:47 UTC

Don't get me wrong, I love simon. He's just not the most attractive man in the world. His hair is awful and he's kind of sexually repressed.

HE KISSED SOMEONE? DOES THIS VIDEO PROVE????

yumspaghetti May 2 2007, 14:08:52 UTC

Okay, granted he shouldn't be trying to part his hair when it is only half an inch long, but I genuinely think he is cute when he is mooning after Ryan. As he does every episode. Multiple times. Especially when Ryan is introducing him in the beginning.

Here is the LaKisha Video (finally! It wasn't up last night). Watch how Ryan totally wants to touch Simon to wipe off the lipstick, but catches himself at the last moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYPnjLbPH5c