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title: Siwon's rap
pairing: siwon and sungmin
rating: R
warning: OMG siwon raps?!?
note: the rap lyrics is not mine...it's my best friends...
"CHOI SIWON!" Sungmin yelled at the top of his lungs from the bedroom. Sungmin never used Siwon’s proper name, which gave Siwn reason to believe that something was really wrong. Sungmin could hear Siwon’s size 15's dash up the stairs as he stood in the doorway patiently.
"What is it, Sungmin?" he asked frantically, panting just a little, but not out of breath.
"Umm... I..." Siwon saw Sungmin look down at his feet sheepishly. But what he was really looking at was his pants.
"What is it?" Siwon asked him with concern, stepping a bit closer.
"I'm having some trouble with something," he said rather quickly.
"Yes?" Siwon egged him on. "Come on, you know you can tell me." That seemed to comfort Sungmin enough to tell him what was wrong.
"Well... you see... it's this button." Sungmin started pointing to the button that latched his pants together. Siwon raised an eyebrow. "I'm having trouble unbuttoning it."
For a moment, Siwon looked like he was going to explode with anger. Sungmin began to inch backward, not seeing the intended reaction, until Siwon’s expression changed. It lit up like a lightbulb does when someone has an idea, but not so much he was beaming. A small smile formed on his lips.
"Oh, a button?" he said at last. "Well, I can help you get it undone."
"Really? Oh, thank you, Siwo-sweetie!"
Disregarding the slaughter of his name, he continued. "But can you do me a favor and sit down so I can reach the button easier?"
"Good thinking!" Sungmin commented as he dashed for the bed, with Siwon following not far behind.
Siwon began to get to work on the button. He took his sweet time, making sure Sungmin was comfortable each time he made a move, until the button finally came out.
"Thanks so much, Siwo-sweetie!" Sungmin said with a gracious smile, but the smile began to fade as Siwon silently got up, and began walking out of the room. Sungmin began to think that maybe he had called Siwon the wrong thing one too many times and it had made him upset. So upset that Siwon didn't want anything to do with him. Sungmin’s heart began to sink. Until...
"Get your pants on the ground." Siwon commanded. He had turned around suddenly and pointed at Sungmin as he stated his command.
Sungmin was shocked and didn't even move until a few seconds later when he stood up.
"I said, get your pants on the ground, Sungmin." he told Sungmin, taking big strides towards him until Siwon was standing right over him.
Sungmin pulled down Siwon pants, then proceeded to narrate/rap their next few actions.
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Pants on the Ground
Pants on the Ground
Lookin' really good
With your pants on the Ground
With my dick in your mouth
With us turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a seme
With your pants on the ground!
Walkin' to the bed with your pants on the ground!
Giddy-up!
Hey! Get your pants on the ground!
Lookin' really good!
Suckin', fuckin' with your pants on the ground!
Hey! Get your pants on the ground!
Lookin' really good
With your pants on the Ground
With my dick in your mouth
With us turned sideways
Call yourself a seme
Pants on the ground!
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"Who knew you could sing so well, Siwo-seme-sexy!"
"Who knew you could bend like that, Sungmin with no pants!"
"Who knew you could scatter the bed sheets so quickly!"
"Who knew you looked so good without pants!"
"You, Siwon-silly!"
"Oh, yeah."
pairing: siwon and sungmin
rating: R
warning: OMG siwon raps?!?
note: the rap lyrics is not mine...it's my best friends...
"CHOI SIWON!" Sungmin yelled at the top of his lungs from the bedroom. Sungmin never used Siwon’s proper name, which gave Siwn reason to believe that something was really wrong. Sungmin could hear Siwon’s size 15's dash up the stairs as he stood in the doorway patiently.
"What is it, Sungmin?" he asked frantically, panting just a little, but not out of breath.
"Umm... I..." Siwon saw Sungmin look down at his feet sheepishly. But what he was really looking at was his pants.
"What is it?" Siwon asked him with concern, stepping a bit closer.
"I'm having some trouble with something," he said rather quickly.
"Yes?" Siwon egged him on. "Come on, you know you can tell me." That seemed to comfort Sungmin enough to tell him what was wrong.
"Well... you see... it's this button." Sungmin started pointing to the button that latched his pants together. Siwon raised an eyebrow. "I'm having trouble unbuttoning it."
For a moment, Siwon looked like he was going to explode with anger. Sungmin began to inch backward, not seeing the intended reaction, until Siwon’s expression changed. It lit up like a lightbulb does when someone has an idea, but not so much he was beaming. A small smile formed on his lips.
"Oh, a button?" he said at last. "Well, I can help you get it undone."
"Really? Oh, thank you, Siwo-sweetie!"
Disregarding the slaughter of his name, he continued. "But can you do me a favor and sit down so I can reach the button easier?"
"Good thinking!" Sungmin commented as he dashed for the bed, with Siwon following not far behind.
Siwon began to get to work on the button. He took his sweet time, making sure Sungmin was comfortable each time he made a move, until the button finally came out.
"Thanks so much, Siwo-sweetie!" Sungmin said with a gracious smile, but the smile began to fade as Siwon silently got up, and began walking out of the room. Sungmin began to think that maybe he had called Siwon the wrong thing one too many times and it had made him upset. So upset that Siwon didn't want anything to do with him. Sungmin’s heart began to sink. Until...
"Get your pants on the ground." Siwon commanded. He had turned around suddenly and pointed at Sungmin as he stated his command.
Sungmin was shocked and didn't even move until a few seconds later when he stood up.
"I said, get your pants on the ground, Sungmin." he told Sungmin, taking big strides towards him until Siwon was standing right over him.
Sungmin pulled down Siwon pants, then proceeded to narrate/rap their next few actions.
________________________________________
Pants on the Ground
Pants on the Ground
Lookin' really good
With your pants on the Ground
With my dick in your mouth
With us turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a seme
With your pants on the ground!
Walkin' to the bed with your pants on the ground!
Giddy-up!
Hey! Get your pants on the ground!
Lookin' really good!
Suckin', fuckin' with your pants on the ground!
Hey! Get your pants on the ground!
Lookin' really good
With your pants on the Ground
With my dick in your mouth
With us turned sideways
Call yourself a seme
Pants on the ground!
________________________________________
"Who knew you could sing so well, Siwo-seme-sexy!"
"Who knew you could bend like that, Sungmin with no pants!"
"Who knew you could scatter the bed sheets so quickly!"
"Who knew you looked so good without pants!"
"You, Siwon-silly!"
"Oh, yeah."