Worst pickup line . . . . . ever!!!!

Aug 22, 2006 18:48

Me: *sits on bench watching baseball game*
Creepy Guy: *sits right next to me*
Me: *scoots over to end of bench*
. . . . . . . . ~awkward silence~ . . . . . . . . .
Creepy Guy: Hey . . .
Me: Hi.
Creepy Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: *ponders replying 'you just did'* . . . Sure . . .
Creepy Guy: Are you a girl?
Me: Eh, no, I'm quite sure I'm not!
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chaneystarr August 23 2006, 00:05:17 UTC
...Dude, you have my sympathy, you poor thing.

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yuripawings August 23 2006, 14:03:27 UTC
The conversation itself wasn't even the bad part . . . it was the guy . . . I mean he was just, EEEWWWW!!!

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chaneystarr August 23 2006, 17:59:48 UTC
Hahaha! *pets you and gives you cookies*

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miruku_tea August 23 2006, 01:09:53 UTC
DDD: That's scary.

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yuripawings August 23 2006, 14:04:01 UTC
Haha, just a little . . .

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opaquebubble August 23 2006, 06:47:06 UTC
I do so love your excuse for leaving.

Where have you been?

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yuripawings August 23 2006, 14:05:12 UTC
Hehe, I was put on the spot, I couldn't think of anything else!!!

Working . . . that pretty much sums it up pretty damn good.

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opaquebubble August 23 2006, 21:29:02 UTC
Well, it worked anyway. What were you doing at a baseball stadium?

Huh. Good for you, then. Better than I'm doing but I guess that's not really surprising >.> *coughs*

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