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The Implausible Name Archive

I always did love Dick Trickle. Seriously, how cruel can parents BE?! And Gay Search...? Seriously? GAY SEARCH?!

Who are you?

I'm the wise janitor. I'm here to impart knowledge; help youngsters overcome their fears. I also replace the sanitary cakes in the urinals. But right now, I'm here to help you get your throw back.

How did you...?!I been watchin' you, kid! During practice. In the hallways. In the locker room. Takin' a shower. Whippin' other ( Read more... )

[hoLy] Ouch
[hoLy] my friend is giving me a tattoo with a bic pen and a knife right now
[hoLy] hurts so much but he almost finished
[hoLy] Hes finishing up the I in SATIN
[Ruff] ...
[hoLy] Yeah, so it'll say HAIL SATIN
[hoLy] This is gonnna be awesome

Astounding!

You need to work on your routine... you know why? Because you're saying that you're sisters.

You don't like what we're doing?

Of course I like what you're doing! But I like it done with artistry... with grace... and that means if you're going to each each other you must find a way to do it tastefully.

...and I guess that answers my question. Yet I shall continue:

Father Bobby would have made a good hitman. It's a shame we lost him to the other side.

...because A) I'm bored, and B) I'll test if anyone ever reads this and/or can build up enough steam for a reply if they do.

First off, watch this. Need this. Love this. Then someone write me a Wash fanfic. (Doesn't have to be gay, neither! But you know, I'll take what I can get. So long as he's cleverly sarcastic, I'm satisfied ( Read more... )

No lie.

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She's hawt.

Fuck yeah. Powerful good.