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"I want to work with Pharrell, Timbaland, Snoop, Kanye, Eminem and just see what happens," Sir Elton told Rolling Stone magazine.

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I signed a lease with Malcolm Barrett and John Mills today. I will be living on Perrin St., north of Cross. Rashid and a cat will be there as well.

"When I became captain of the town, I decided to extend asylum to certain citizens who were persona non grata elsewhere in the area because of their disgusting and disquieting deformities. One was known as Spare Ass Annie. She had an auxiliary asshole in the middle of her forehead like a baneful bronze eye. Another was a scorpion from the neck down ( Read more... )

Earth is flat

I'm having Tom Waits' baby.

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My cousin John committed suicide last night. I will be in California until Monday morning.